Missy: And just so you know, Little Mermaid is rated G, and they totally kiss. On the lips.

Sheldon: While Dad's gone, I'm the man of the house, and the man of the house has to enforce the rules.
Missy: The man of the house is about to get his teeth knocked out.
Sheldon: Puberty's made you mean.
Missy: I need to know what happened on my show.
Sheldon: And you'll find out when your privileges are restored.
Missy: I can't wait that long, each episode builds on the last. Imagine a Star Trek that ends with "to be continued," and you don't get to continue.
Sheldon: That would never happen, because I follow the rules.
Missy: You are this close to a purple nurple.
Sheldon: [covers nipples] You leave my nurples alone.

Mary: Shelly, this is for your future. We're just trying to make sure that you're taken care of.
Sheldon: I don't care about money.
Mary: Well, someday you might when you have your own wife and kids.
Sheldon: I don't see that happening.
Missy: No one sees that happening. And I say that with love.

George Sr.: So, we were talking to the lawyer...
Missy: Here comes the divorce.
Mary: We are not getting divorced.
Missy: Then why do we have a lawyer?
George Sr.: Sheldon invented something that the university's interested in and it could be worth some money.
Missy: You always were my favorite brother.
Sheldon: This morning you licked your finger and put it in my ear.
Missy: That means I like you.

Missy: So, if we find any jewelry, is it, like, a finders keepers situation?
Meemaw: No.
Missy: [sighs] Here. [hands over necklace]

Brenda Sparks: You friends with this girl?
Missy: [scoffs] I wish. She is so popular. One time she said she liked my outfit... I wore it for a week.
Brenda Sparks: [scoffs] What am I gonna do? [both sigh]
Missy: You could tell Billy he's too young to date.
Brenda Sparks: [chuckles softly] That's good. You might be the coolest person in this house.
Missy: Low bar, but thanks.

Sheldon: What do you mean, you sold it?
Missy: Somebody gave me money, and I gave them the comic book. That's kind of how things work here.

Missy: What's going on?
George Jr.: Sheldon wants to quit college.
Missy: So I'm the only one who's not a dropout? Who saw that coming?

Sheldon: Why would New Mutants be next to New Teen Titans?
Missy: Because they both start with "New"?
Sheldon: But one's Marvel and the other's DC. Would you put Aquaman and Sub-Mariner next to each other?
Missy: I don't know, they could talk about fish.

Missy: I'm totally into old movies. You know, Breakfast Club, Goonies, Pretty in Pink.

Missy: One question.
George Sr.: Yes?
Missy: What's 0600?

Sheldon: Hello.
Missy: Ugh, nerd movies are over there.
Sheldon: No, I need to bond with Mandy's father and brother, so I'm looking for movies they might've seen, so that we can engage in some testosterone-rich banter.
Missy: Okay, I can help you. A lot of dudes have been renting this. "Bingo. He's every family's best friend."
Sheldon: Are you tricking me?
Missy: No.
Sheldon: Glad I asked. Ring me up. [Missy smiles]

Sheldon: Oh, I couldn't tell you how much to give. But I can tell you the Stuckeys stepped up for a thousand dollars. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Well, you need to give what's comfortable for you. And of course, I don't need to remind you, it's entirely tax deductible. [Missy whispers in Sheldon's ear] And at the next pancake breakfast, you can hold your head high. Thank you.
That's very generous. Goodbye. [hangs up phone] The pancake line closed it.
Missy: We are so going to heaven.

Missy: What's your homework?
Sheldon: Non-Euclidean geometry. How about you?
Missy: "Symonyms".
Sheldon: You mean synonyms?
Missy: I'm pretty sure she said "symonyms".

Sheldon: Good luck with your finger painting.
Missy: You're gonna get your ass kicked in high school.
Mary: (flicks Missy on the head) Hey!

Missy: I'll go to the movies with you.
Billy Sparks: You don't have to do that.
Missy: I want to. It'll be fun.
Billy Sparks: But aren't you going to her party?
Missy: I wasn't invited. Which is fine, 'cause she's a bitch.
Billy Sparks: Wow. You are troubled.

Missy: [whispers] What leaks? The boob?
Mary: Later.

Missy: Are you okay?
Billy Sparks: No. Britney Perkins asked me to go to the movies, but my mom says I'm not allowed to date because I'm too young.
Missy: I'm sure she's just looking out for you.
Billy Sparks: Maybe I could sneak out and still go with her.
Missy: Don't do that.
Billy Sparks: You sneak out of your house.
Missy: Because I'm a troubled kid. You're not.

Missy: [to Sheldon] If it helps, I always thought you sucked.
Mary: Missy.

Mary: All right, Missy, you're first. How much do you think the baby's gonna weigh?
Missy: Uh, I'm gonna say... Hmm. 18 pounds. [Meemaw laughs]
Brenda Sparks: Ooh, ouch.
Missy: Too much?
Meemaw: Too much.