Missy Quotes

Quote from the episode A Mother, a Child, and a Blue Man's Backside

Mary: I'll be back.
Missy: Where you going?
Mary: To give the owner of that comic book store a piece of my mind!
Missy: Cool.
Mary: And then I'm calling Heather's mom!
Missy: Aw.

Quote from the episode A Stunted Childhood and a Can of Fancy Mixed Nuts

Sheldon: I'm trying to sleep.
Paige: Come inside and play with us.
Missy: Don't invite him. This is a girls fort, not an old man fort.
Sheldon: I'm not an old man.
Paige: Then come inside.
Sheldon: Are you crazy? It's bedtime.
Missy: Old man.

Quote from the episode Body Glitter and a Mall Safety Kit

Missy: I'd rather have pink hair than together parents.
Paige: I don't blame you.

Quote from the episode A Stunted Childhood and a Can of Fancy Mixed Nuts

Sheldon: What are you doing?
Paige: We're tying Georgie's ankles together.
Missy: So when he gets out of bed he falls down.
Sheldon: But he could get hurt.
Missy: If we're lucky.
Sheldon: Well, I will not be a party to this.
Missy: Old man.

Quote from the episode Body Glitter and a Mall Safety Kit

Paige: Don't worry. I'll ask her. Ever since my parents got divorced, people can't say no to me.
[cut to:]
Paige: My mom promised she would take me to the mall to get me a new backpack, but she was so busy cleaning my dad's stuff out of the garage that I think she forgot.
Mary: Oh. Of course I can take you. Anything you need.
Paige: Thank you, Mrs. Cooper.
Missy: [quietly] Will you marry me?

Quote from the episode A Pineapple and the Bosom of Male Friendship

Sheldon: I must admit, after the breakup, I was worried, but now that Dr. Sturgis and Dad are friends, we'll be seeing even more of him.
Missy: How do we see less of him?
Mary: That is not nice.
Missy: Sorry, but I'm on Meemaw's side. She got me a two-piece bathing suit.

Quote from the episode A Pineapple and the Bosom of Male Friendship

[As Missy finds Dr. Sturgis at the dinner table]
Missy: Really? This again?
Mary: Just sit.

Quote from the episode A Broken Heart and a Crock Monster

Missy: Weird. You say "Piggly Wiggly" and suddenly I'm hungry.

Quote from the episode A Stunted Childhood and a Can of Fancy Mixed Nuts

Missy: Look at these rain boots. They have ducks on them. And the ducks are wearing boots.
Paige: Those are so cute.

Quote from the episode A Couple Bruised Ribs and a Cereal Box Ghost Detector

Missy: Being a mom's hard, isn't it?
Mary: Sometimes.
Missy: If you ever want to talk about it, I'm here for you. Ooh, it's moving again.

Quote from the episode Family Dynamics and a Red Fiero

Sheldon: Where's Dad?
Mary: He went to Oklahoma for that job interview.
Missy: I thought you put your foot down on that one.
Mary: Just keep eating your breakfast.

Quote from the episode A Stunted Childhood and a Can of Fancy Mixed Nuts

Paige: Hey, Mom, can Missy and I go to the Hello Kitty store?
Linda: Well, it's okay with me if it's okay with Mary.
Mary: It's okay, but you better be on your best behavior.
Missy: I will, I promise.
Mary: Go ahead.
Missy: Boy, you steal one pencil sharpener and you never hear the end of it.

Quote from the episode An Academic Crime and a More Romantic Taco Bell

Missy: I just want the same trophy everyone else gets.
Mary: But I want you to feel special.
Missy: And I just want to feel regular.
Mary: Okay. [sighs] Well... I'll make sure you get a regular one at the party.
Missy: Thank you. Mom, wait. I get what you were trying to do. It's nice.

Quote from the episode Body Glitter and a Mall Safety Kit

Paige: Hi, Missy. Hi, Sheldon.
Sheldon: What did you do to your hair? Is this because your parents got divorced?
Mary: [sighs]
Missy: Dingus.

Quote from the episode A Secret Letter and a Lowly Disc of Processed Meat

Missy: You know this is your fault.
Sheldon: You're the one who read the letter.
Missy: You went in her nightstand.
Sheldon: I was only looking for a flashlight. It's not my fault Mom was hiding things there.
Missy: They're fighting 'cause you're a freak. That's your fault. You know I'm right.

Quote from the episode Body Glitter and a Mall Safety Kit

Mary: I just want to remind you both to please be sensitive about the situation with Paige's family.
Missy: She's talking to you, dingus.
Mary: Both of you.

Quote from the episode An Eagle Feather, a String Bean, and an Eskimo

Mary: "Nice people."
George Sr.: Then why did we leave him there?!
Mary: Because we love him and we want the best for him.
Missy: This is tense.

Quote from the episode An Academic Crime and a More Romantic Taco Bell

Missy: Can I keep that one, too?
Mary: You really want it?
Missy: I do.
Adult Sheldon: [v.o.] Despite her many flaws, my sister did have a soft spot in her heart. And a fondness for blowing things up.
Mary: What was that?!

Quote from the episode A Stunted Childhood and a Can of Fancy Mixed Nuts

Paige: Sheldon, it's just a fun scary story.
Sheldon: It's nonsense is what it is.
Missy: Old man.
Sheldon: I'm not an old man, I'm ten.
Missy: More like 110.

Quote from the episode A Pineapple and the Bosom of Male Friendship

Missy: But if you did get a divorce, how many American Girl dolls could I get?
Mary: Your father and I aren't getting a divorce.
Missy: But more than one, right?