Missy: And just so you know, Little Mermaid is rated G, and they totally kiss. On the lips.

Georgie: What kind of homework is it?
Missy: Grammar.
Georgie: I ain't great with grammar.
Missy: Well, grammar's just talking, and we both talk good.

Sheldon: Only 42 days until I go to Caltech.
Mary: That can't be right.
Missy: Oh, it is. It's in my calendar, too.
Mary: You don't have to be so excited about it.
Missy: It's a little late to pretend that I like him.

Sheldon: Okay. Each player alternates naming a state while Hula-Hooping. The first player who can't name a state or drops the Hula-Hoop loses. Ready, set, go.
Missy: Texas.
Sheldon: Darn it.
Missy: So I won?
Sheldon: Yes.
Missy: Good. 'Cause I was just gonna say "Texas" again.

Missy: I'm totally into old movies. You know, Breakfast Club, Goonies, Pretty in Pink.

Brenda Sparks: You friends with this girl?
Missy: [scoffs] I wish. She is so popular. One time she said she liked my outfit... I wore it for a week.
Brenda Sparks: [scoffs] What am I gonna do? [both sigh]
Missy: You could tell Billy he's too young to date.
Brenda Sparks: [chuckles softly] That's good. You might be the coolest person in this house.
Missy: Low bar, but thanks.

Missy: [to Sheldon] If it helps, I always thought you sucked.
Mary: Missy.

Missy: Sheldon, stop and think. If I get in trouble, neither Mom or Dad is gonna want to leave me and go to Germany. And if they don't go, you don't go.
Sheldon: But I have to go.
Missy: Then you need to forget this happened.
Sheldon: I can't forget this happened... I remember everything.
Missy: Then when you're old and not a famous scientist, you'll remember this is the moment you blew it. [Sheldon ponders] Well? What's it gonna be?
Sheldon: I'm going to brush the liver out of my teeth and mull this over.

Dale: Hi. Is your meemaw home?
Missy: She took the baby for a walk.
Dale: Oh. [awkward silence] Is she gonna be gone long?
Missy: Do you want to wait? I just made a pot of coffee.
Dale: You like coffee?
Missy: I'm about to find out. Come on in, I don't want to air condition the whole neighborhood.
Dale: Well, sure. Thank you.

Mary: Oh. Look, a chore chart. I made one of those. Y'all ignored it.
Missy: They don't ignore it if you stop feeding them.
Georgie: That was a long weekend.
Missy: Georgie, bathroom.
Georgie: Thank you.
Missy: Crowded house, one bathroom. We needed a schedule.

Missy: [enters] I'm home! Oh, no, did Dad fall?
George: No, I'm bonding with the baby.
Mary: Isn't she the cutest?
George: Hmm.
Missy: Want to know what else is cute? Another piercing right up here.
George: No.
Missy: Why? Heather just got one.
Mary: I thought you and Heather were fighting.
Missy: Yeah, middle school's complicated.
George: You're not getting another piercing.
Missy: It's my ear.
Mary: We made that ear. It's our ear.
Missy: I hate this house. [exits]
George: I miss when she couldn't talk. [Mary sighs]

Missy: Wait, where is Rice?
Mary: Houston.
Mandy: Does that mean you'd move?
George: Well, if I take it, yeah.
Missy: So, I'd start high school in Houston?
Mary: We know that would be a big change.
Missy: I'd get to be the new girl in a city with malls and a Six Flags.
George: We were worried you'd be upset.

Mary: And, uh, this is our daughter's room.
George: We told her to clean up, but no promises.
[When Mary opens Missy's bedroom door, her room is spotless. Missy is dressed in her Sunday clothes as she sits on her bed, reading the bible]
Missy: Oh, hello, ma'am.
Joanna: What a charming room.
Missy: It's been such a blessing to grow up here. I just hope some lucky family loves it as much as I have.
Joanna: I'm sure they will.
Missy: Well, I'm gonna pray on it.
Mary: Okay. Moving on.

Sheldon: Are you nervous about moving to a new city?
Missy: Nope.
Sheldon: But you won't know anyone.
Missy: That's the best part. I won't be the dumb sister of the smartest boy in town.
Sheldon: You're not going to brag about me?
Missy: Hell, no. I'm gonna tell people you were sent away to a school for special kids.
Sheldon: Caltech is a school for special kids.
Missy: Great, it works on two levels.

Mary: I'm guessing you don't have classes today?
Sheldon: How'd you know?
Missy: 'Cause you're dressed like a six-year-old.
Mary: Don't say that. He looks... fun.
Sheldon: Thank you.