Mandy: Payment method. Don't see an option for "bad check."
Meemaw: You don't have health insurance?
Mandy: I don't even have car insurance.
Meemaw: How do you drive without car insurance?
Mandy: Slowly.

Mandy: Look, I just want to say I'm- I'm really sorry for what you're going through.
Missy: People keep saying they're sorry. It's so stupid.
Mandy: Okay. I'm sorry. [off Missy's look] Sorry. I just want you to know that I'm here for you if you need anything. I mean, after all, we are sisters... in-law.
Missy: Anything? Like a dad who's not dead and a mom who's not crazy?
Mandy: Okay, now, crazy moms, that one I know. I actually have the Girl Scout badge. [laughs]
Missy: [scoffs] I can't talk to her about anything. It's all about Jesus and God, and now, she wants me to get baptized.
Mandy: Come on, I mean, she's going through a tough time, too. [off Missy's look] Sorry. Okay, that's the last one, all right? I'm sorry. Sorry.

Georgie: When you did the weather, how'd you know if it was gonna rain or not?
Mandy: Oh, I didn't. I just wore something low-cut and read it off a screen.
Georgie: Nice.

Georgie: Can we talk?
Mandy: [sighs] We better.
Georgie: What's going on?
Mandy: I'm pregnant.

Mary: Well, regardless of what goes on with your parents, we want you to know that we are here for you and the baby, who we will love and cherish.
Mandy: Thank you.
Georgie: Me, too. In fact, if you want, I can go with you to tell your parents.
Mandy: Yeah, and then my father can shoot you. [Georgie laughs] I'm not kidding.

Meemaw: Now, here's the guest room. Make yourself at home.
Mandy: Thank you so much. It's only temporary, I promise.
Meemaw: Oh, no problem. Stay as long as you need. Bathroom's right down the hall.
Mandy: Oh, boy, a bathroom.

Georgie: I'm being nothing but nice here. I don't know why you got to give me a hard time.
Mandy: Why? I'll tell you why. You ruined my life. Is that enough "why" for you?
Georgie: Hey, you weren't so innocent. If I recall, you provided alcohol to a minor... me. That's illegal.
Mandy: You lied about your age.
Georgie: You lied first.
Mandy: Okay, you know what? Let's not do this in front of your sister.
Missy: It actually feels normal. Keep going.
Georgie: And let's not forget, I only lied 'cause you're hot.
Mandy: Oh, my God. We don't need to watch a movie about a talking baby. You're right here.

Mary: Are you gonna find out the sex?
Mandy: Yes.
Georgie: No.
Mandy: No?
Georgie: I want to be surprised.
Mandy: I don't like surprises.

Mandy: Oh, no.
Georgie: What?
Mandy: My parents.
Georgie: Cool. Should we say hi?
Mandy: We should run.
[When Mandy's father, Jim, notices Mandy, he points her out to his wife, Audrey. Mandy gives a slight wave, which her father returns. Audrey does not look impressed. Georgie decides to wave, too.]
Mandy: Oh, just stop it.

Mandy: What?
Georgie: I was wrong, go ahead and yell at me.
Mandy: It's not up to you. I decide when I'm gonna yell.
Georgie: Okay, which way you leaning?
Mandy: [yells] What the hell is wrong with you? You went to his store?

Mrs. Howard: I don't know why you'd carry something like this.
Mandy: People like it.
Georgie: I've seen it three times.
Mrs. Howard: Do you really want to bring your baby into a world where this is considered entertainment?
Mandy: Lady, why don't you let me worry about my baby and, uh, you worry about what your husband's watching.
Georgie: Easy, she's still a customer.
Mrs. Howard: Not anymore. And I'm gonna tell my prayer group not to come here either.
Mandy: [scoffs] Okay, you do that.

Meemaw: Second thoughts?
Mandy: [sighs] I mean, if it wasn't for the baby, I never would've seen him again.
Meemaw: But there is a baby.
Mandy: Yeah. And he's been so great. And I keep pushing him away and pushing him away, and... he's still there every time I need him. What the hell am I doing, sending him off with another woman?
Meemaw: Yeah.
Mandy: No, I'm asking you.
Meemaw: Oh, um, all right.
Mandy: Well?!
Meemaw: Give me a minute.

Mandy: [on the phone] Hey, Mom, it's me. No, nothing's wrong. I was just calling to talk. No, I am not calling to apologize. [Mary eavesdrops from the hallway] No, I don't need any money. No, I don't need anything from you. You know what? This was a mistake. Yeah, goodbye.

Mary: So, Mandy, have you given any thought to which friends or family you want to invite?
Mandy: Well, given the circumstances, I'm thinking maybe we keep it small.
Meemaw: 'Cause your friends don't know about this?
Mandy: They don't know about this. They don't know about that. They don't know about any of it.

Missy: You coming down?
Mandy: In a sec.
Missy: You're not missing much. It's real awkward down there. [Mandy chuckles] Something wrong?
Mandy: No.
Missy: Is it your mom? 'Cause something's definitely wrong with mine.
Mandy: No, she's fine. Well, she's a nightmare, but, uh, that's not it. [holds the heart-shaped locket]
Missy: Pretty.
Mandy: Yeah, Georgie got it for me. There's a sonogram of our baby inside.
Missy: Good for Georgie.
Mandy: Yeah. Good for Georgie.