Mandy Quotes     Page 7 of 7

Quote from the episode An Ankle Monitor and a Big Plastic Crap House

Missy: Is there a light inside?
George: No.
Georgie: Trust me, that's a good thing.
George: We'll just tie a flashlight to the handle.
Mandy: Huh. I always wondered what rock bottom would look like.
George: Come on, at least check it out.
[After George pats on the door of the portable toilet, Mandy sighs and looks inside]
Mandy: I checked, I'm out. [door closes]

Quote from the episode Community Service and the Key to a Happy Marriage

Audrey: Good idea. Let the baby be in charge.
Mandy: No, actually, I left my mother in charge, but I won't make that mistake again.
Audrey: Amanda, I'm trying to teach her self-reliance, but if you prefer to coddle her, you go right ahead.
Mandy: I'm sorry, are you accusing me of babying my baby? Because I am her mother and I think I know when she needs me. [Constance quiets]
Audrey: You were saying? [Constance cries]
Mandy: Ha!
Audrey: You're happy your daughter's crying?
Mandy: I'm happy you're wrong.