Mandy Quote #30
Quote from Mandy in the episode Legalese and a Whole Hoo-Ha
Mrs. Howard: I don't know why you'd carry something like this.
Mandy: People like it.
Georgie: I've seen it three times.
Mrs. Howard: Do you really want to bring your baby into a world where this is considered entertainment?
Mandy: Lady, why don't you let me worry about my baby and, uh, you worry about what your husband's watching.
Georgie: Easy, she's still a customer.
Mrs. Howard: Not anymore. And I'm gonna tell my prayer group not to come here either.
Mandy: [scoffs] Okay, you do that.
Mandy Quotes
Quote from the episode A Strudel and a Hot American Boy Toy
Georgie: Well, I can write you a letter if you want.
Mandy: Please don't.
Georgie: Why not?
Mandy: 'Cause your spelling makes me sad.
Georgie: I can use small words.
Quote from the episode Baptists, Catholics and an Attempted Drowning
Audrey: You know, I was thinking, for your something old, you could wear my veil.
Mandy: You know, Georgie's 11 years younger than me. I-I think I am the something old.
Audrey: [chuckles] Don't worry. When he loses all his hair, he's gonna look way older than you.
Mandy: Aw. Thanks.
Quote from the episode An Ugly Car, an Affair and Some Kickass Football
Georgie: I know it's a lot.
Mandy: It's amazing. [chuckles]
Georgie: It is?
Mandy: My kid's going to private school. You're going to private school!
‘Legalese and a Whole Hoo-Ha’ Quotes
Quote from Dr. Linkletter
Dr. Linkletter: Sheldon, thank you for coming in. I want to apologize for our little tiff earlier.
Sheldon: You're forgiven.
Dr. Linkletter: Oh. Great. I found something that might be of interest to you. An authentic signature from Richard Feynman.
Sheldon: Where did you get this?
Dr. Linkletter: Details aren't important.
Sheldon: Is this a restraining order?
Dr. Linkletter: Not important.
Sheldon: That's actually a really good way to get autographs. I'll have to keep that in mind.
Quote from George Jr.
Georgie: Dang, it's busy in here for a weekday.
Meemaw: Social Security checks landed.
Georgie: Hm. Getting paid just to be old... must be nice.
Meemaw: I ain't complaining.
Quote from George Jr.
Mrs. Howard: I can't believe you would rent this filth.
Mandy: It's not filth. It's Basic Instinct.
Mrs. Howard: Well, my husband was watching it and there was a woman in there who showed her hoo-ha.
Georgie: Yeah, she does.
Mandy: Come on, I mean, you don't see the whole thing. At most, you see a "hoo."
Georgie: If you see the "hoo," the "ha's" right there.