Mandy: Are you that worried about the massage? You know, you don't have to get one.
Georgie: It ain't the massage. Well, it's a little the massage. They ain't gonna touch my butt, are they?
Mandy: Oh, yes. I ordered the couples' butt massage. I paid extra for it.
Georgie: Really?
Mandy: No, dummy.

Jim: Come on. You don't have to go.
Mandy: Oh, yes, we do. 'Cause we have a big embarrassing wedding to plan.
Audrey: [scoffs] So now you're doing this just to spite me?
Georgie: No, that's not what we're doing. That's not what we're doing, right?
Mandy: We're gonna have a big wedding, and we're gonna show everybody in this town that we love each other and we don't care who knows it.
Georgie: So that is what we're doing.

Mandy: What is it about a tornado that makes people want to gamble?
Georgie: Don't know. Guess they're happy to be alive, scared they're gonna die.
Mandy: If we had an earthquake, I bet we could retire.
Georgie: Here's to hoping.

Georgie: Oh, hey, your mom stopped by the video store earlier.
Mandy: What'd she want?
Georgie: She was just being nice.
Mandy: Oh, Georgie, grow up.
Georgie: No, I'm serious. She heard about Meemaw's house and offered us a place to live.
Mandy: There it is.
Georgie: The- The niceness?
Mandy: She's plotting and scheming to control my life.

Georgie: Meemaw put a roulette wheel in the slot room, and I'm real worried about it.
Mandy: Why?
Georgie: The slots are already in a gray area. A roulette wheel could land us in jail.
Mandy: Okay, then tell her you want no part of it.
Georgie: I did, but she said it could throw off a thousand dollars a day.
Mandy: Oh. Then do it.
Georgie: But I could go to jail.
Mandy: [scoffs] I'll wait for you.
Georgie: I thought you'd be on my side.
Mandy: Georgie, I am on your side. In fact, we should get married sooner so that I can't testify against you.
Georgie: And also because you love me.
Mandy: Thousand bucks a day? You bet I love you.

Mandy: Look, I slept out there. It's not that bad.
Georgie: Hey, there's even a sink you can pee in.
Mandy: That is not helpful.
Georgie: You used it.
Mandy: It was an emergency.
Sheldon: I go away for a few months and my family turns into a bunch of hillbillies.

[After Sheldon knocks on his bedroom door, Mandy opens in it the middle of the night:]
Mandy: What?
Sheldon: The baby's crying.
Mandy: You really are a genius.

Missy: Hey, so, when you were my age, did you go any parties?
Mandy: Oh, yeah. The good ones I remember, the great ones... gone.
Missy: That is so cool.
Mandy: Ah, I was pretty cool.

Mandy: First party. That's a big deal.
Missy: Any advice?
Mandy: Hmm. Well, for starters, music is key. You want it good, you want it loud, but not so loud the cops come. Although, if they do, you're a legend.
Missy: Damn.
Mandy: And if you have make-out spots, you want to keep 'em private, but not too private. You know, closets, pantries. You want to keep your guests standing.
Missy: Makes sense.
Mandy: Mm-hmm.
Missy: And, um, I've heard at some of these parties there's drinking?
Mandy: Oh. Well... yeah, sometimes, but, uh, fun can be had without... it.

Missy: Uh-huh, but just in case, would you buy it for us?
Mandy: No.
Missy: Why not?
Mandy: Because you're a kid.
Missy: You were a kid.
Mandy: Yeah, but it was different.
Missy: How?
Mandy: ... The point is, I'm a mom now.
Missy: A cool mom.
Mandy: Not that cool. Besides, the only underage person that I'm gonna buy alcohol for is the father of my child.
Missy: You really aren't cool.

Mandy: Hey, why don't we look around for wedding rings in Tennessee?
Georgie: Hmm. Maybe they sell them at Dollywood.
Mandy: If it's all the same, I'd rather not get my wedding ring at the same place they sell corn dogs.
Georgie: Oh, corn dogs. We're definitely getting corn dogs. [Mandy laughs]

Georgie: What about the Laundromat, the video store?
Meemaw: They shut everything down.
Georgie: God. So what are we gonna do for money?
Mandy: Yeah.
Meemaw: That's an excellent question.
Dale: How was Dollywood?
Mandy: Magical. What are we gonna do about money?

Georgie: Do you think I talk funny?
Mandy: What'd my mom say?
Georgie: Just that I should speak more proper.
Mandy: You're fine, and she should mind her own business.
Georgie: Thanks, 'cause she's all worried CeeCee's gonna sound like me.
Mandy: Oh.
Georgie: What?
Mandy: Nothing. You know, when I was a weather girl, I took some speech classes, and they really seemed to help.
Georgie: Did you used to sound like me?
Mandy: Oh, sweetie, no. [laughs]

George: So, uh, what movie y'all going to see?
Georgie: Ace Ventura: Pet Detective.
George: Mandy, you want to see that?
Mandy: I don't care, I'm gonna be asleep before the lights go down.

Mandy: Hey, uh, speaking of smells, do I have time to change CeeCee?
Mary: Still waiting on George. Go ahead.
Mandy: Okay.
Georgie: You need some help?
Mandy: No. Uh, well, I am in all white. Yes.