Mandy: [chuckles] What's this?
Audrey: We set up a nursery in the guest room. You can move back in.
Mandy: Can we not talk about this now?
Audrey: What's the problem? You're gonna need help.
Meemaw: Who do you think's been helping her this whole time?
Audrey: And I appreciate it, but you're not her family.
Mary: We're that baby's family. Georgie's right across the street.
Audrey: Oh, yes, I'm sure a teenage boy is gonna be a lot of help. [laughs]
Mandy: You don't know what you're talking about. Georgie has been there for me the whole time, and you come in at the last minute with a store-bought castle cake, and- and you think that's gonna make up for everything?
Audrey: Okay, I can see you're a little emotional.
Mandy: Yeah, I am a little emotional right now, and you being here isn't helping. You do not get to bad-mouth Georgie. He's gonna be a better parent than you ever were.
Brenda Sparks: [quietly] Damn.
Mandy: Now, if someone would help me up, I would like to storm out. [Meemaw helps Mandy up] Thank you.
Meemaw: So, who wants cake?

Georgie: Where's your toothbrush?
Mandy: I don't want to talk about it.

George: [phone rings] Who the hell calls at this hour? [answers phone] Hello. Oh, hi. Everything okay?
Mary: Who is it?
George: Heather's mom.
Mary: Oh. Is everything okay?
George: You just heard me ask. [on the phone] Wh- What's up? No, Heather's not here. They're at your house. Huh.
Mary: What?
George: Heather told her mom she was staying here.
Mandy: [chuckles] Classic.

Audrey: I think we're getting close. Since the father's not here, I'll go in the delivery room with you.
Meemaw: Or I'm happy to go, if you want. [quietly] I'm not gonna be sitting down anytime soon.
Mary: Georgie will be here.
Audrey: If he were gonna be here, he'd be here. But honestly, who's surprised?
Jim: Well, I'm a little surprised.
Audrey: Jim, not now.
Jim: All right, well, I can have my own opinion. I think he's a good kid.
Audrey: You never take my side.
Jim: Are you kidding me?! I missed her whole pregnancy 'cause I took your side.
Audrey: So you're just, you're just okay with all of this?
Jim: My daughter is having a baby. I'm thrilled.
Mandy: Aw, Dad.

Georgie: How's she doing?
Mandy: She's fine. She's quiet.
Georgie: She's breathing, right?
Mandy: Yes. Hold on. Yes. Mind slowing down?
Georgie: I'm going 15.
Mandy: And I said slow down.
Georgie: You got it. Baby check.
Mandy: Still breathing.

Mandy: Oh, you got her to quiet down. How'd you do that?
Mary: Nana magic.
Mandy: [sighs] Okay, well, I'm gonna get some sleep, and I may never come back.

Meemaw: What you planning for your birthday?
Georgie: Probably just gonna take it easy.
Mandy: Oh, my God. Saturday's your birthday. I totally forgot.
Georgie: Don't worry about it. Honestly, I don't even know what today is.
Meemaw: Thursday.
Mandy: It's Thursday? Really? That's weird.

Mandy: Oh, no. This is bad. I locked the keys in the car.
Georgie: But the baby's in there.
Mandy: And now you know why it's bad!

Georgie: We got to stay calm. Don't let her see us panic.
Mandy: Right. Happy faces.
Georgie: [smiling; cutesy voice] Hey, baby, this is normal. We're all okay.
Mandy: [smiling; cutesy voice] We're gonna get you out.
Georgie: How're we gonna get her out?
Mandy: I don't know.
Georgie: Wait, I got a bunch of hangers from the laundromat in my car. I can pick the lock.
Mandy: Go get them! [to CeeCee] Who has the dumbest mommy in the world? You do. Yes, you do.

Mandy: Any luck tracking down the robbers?
Meemaw: Nope. We're gonna keep the cashbox here for a while.
Mandy: Great. So now the money is here, where we sleep.
Meemaw: [to Dale] Get your bat.
Dale: Yeah.

Georgie: I don't think we should drive in this.
Mandy: It's just a little rain.
Audrey: Amanda, you're acting like a child.
Mandy: See you at the wedding.
[After Mandy walks out of the house, Georgie stands still. Mandy returns a moment later soaking wet]
Mandy: Could someone please get me a towel?

Mandy: [to CeeCee] What are you smiling about? All your stuffed animals blew away to Oklahoma.

Missy: Better. [to Mandy] How about you and me run and get groceries, baby supplies, whatever else you need.
Mandy: Okay, great. Other than your grandma's underwear, I have nothing.

Georgie: [v.o.] ...and not just 'cause you're naked in the shower... 'cause you're naked and all sudsy. It's like watching MTV, but in the bathroom. Well, I hope that didn't sound creepy, but you're so pretty I can't stop looking at you, even with clothes on covered with CeeCee's spit-up.
Georgie: Oh, you're reading my letter. I'll come back.
Mandy: Oh, now you want to give me privacy?
Georgie: So, it was creepy, huh?
Mandy: It was.
Georgie: Where you going?
Mandy: Well, I'm gonna go take a shower. Maybe I'll leave the door unlocked.
Georgie: Well, all right.

Audrey: And if a big wedding is what's gonna make you happy, then I want to do that for you.
Mandy: Okay, what's the catch?
Audrey: No catch. And if you want to get married at City Hall, that's fine, too.
Mandy: Dad, Mom's being weird.
Jim: [o.s.] I'm not here.
Audrey: I just... I just want to make things right between us.
Mandy: Okay. Thanks. So what happens now? I'm not used to ending a conversation where one of us doesn't storm out.
Audrey: How about a hug?
Mandy: Okay. [they hug]
Jim: Oh, that is weird.