Georgie: It ain't a big deal.
Meemaw: What do you mean, it's not a big deal? You're gonna be 18. You can legally buy me cigarettes.
Mandy: And CeeCee's excited her dad's gonna be an actual adult and she doesn't have to change the subject every time his age comes up.
Georgie: If I wasn't mature, that'd probably hurt my feelings. And you don't have to get me anything. She's enough.
Mandy: Glad you like her. I didn't save the receipt.

Mandy: You miss being 18?
Meemaw: No, pretty happy where I am right now.
Mandy: Yeah, me, too.
Meemaw: I'm lying.
Mandy: Yeah, me, too.

Mandy: Hey, I was thinking about doing something nice for Georgie's birthday.
Meemaw: How nice? 'Cause I'm all set with great-grandchildren for now.
Mandy: Well, I just gave birth and he's seeing another woman, so I was thinking maybe a cake and some of his favorite food.
Meemaw: That's sweet, you're gonna cook.
Mandy: Actually, uh... [looks pleadingly at Meemaw]
Meemaw: Okay. I'll do the food, you handle the cake.
Mandy: Great. Hey, uh, does Mary know how to bake?
Meemaw: Yeah.
Mandy: Perfect.

Mary: George said he was on my side, but if he was really on my side, he wouldn't say he was on my side like he had to calm down a crazy woman.
Mandy: You know, I can just buy Georgie a cake.

Dr. Bell: Just a warning, she's gonna get some shots today.
Mandy: Okay, kid. You don't cry, I don't cry. Actually, I'm gonna cry either way, but you don't cry.

Mandy: You're a pediatrician, he's being a child.
Georgie: How does wanting us to be a family make me a child?
Mandy: You really want to have this fight in front of a stranger?
Georgie: Married people fight all the time, right?
Dr. Bell: Uh...
Mandy: You don't have to answer that. And no, they don't.
Dr. Bell: Actually...
Mandy: I said don't answer.

Meemaw: Want some?
Mandy: No, I'm good.
Meemaw: You sure?
Mandy: Yeah, I slept almost four hours last night. I feel like a tiger.
Meemaw: Good for you.
Mandy: Brushed my hair, I brushed my teeth, I may even go outside today.
Chip: [on TV] Wow, an 80% chance of rain.
Mandy: Never mind.

Meemaw: Who is this guy? Where's perky Heather with today's weather?
Mandy: I don't know, I think the sports guy's filling in.
Chip: [on TV] This storm is just gonna make a full-court press. And just run right on past Houston, right on past Lufkin, all the way over to Medford over here...
Meemaw: He ain't even pointin' at Medford.
Chip: That's a drive that Jack Nicklaus would be proud of right there.
Mandy: I used to do that job. You know, it's not as easy as you'd think. [cheerful voice] You got to look forward, but point backward while reading the script. All with sunshine in your voice.
Meemaw: I could actually hear the sunshine in your voice.
Mandy: Thanks. [CeeCee cries over baby monitor] Now back to CeeCee in the nursery with screaming.

Georgie: Well, I'm just sayin' don't you kind of have your hands full with CeeCee?
Mandy: Well, there's a lot of family around to help.
Georgie: Well, I know, but...
Mandy: And I was always gonna go back to work.
Georgie: If it's about money, we're good.
Mandy: You live in a garage.
Georgie: It ain't a garage if there ain't a car in it.
Mandy: Yeah, it is.

Meemaw: Well, that's a look. [off Mandy's look] That's also a look.
Mandy: I can't find anything to wear for my interview.
Meemaw: Well, let's see. Hmm. That's pretty cute.
Mandy: "Can't find" was code for "can't fit into."

Georgie: Oh, you're out and about early.
Mandy: Yeah, got a lot going on today. Connie's taking me out shopping and then to the salon to get ready for my interview.
Georgie: Nice. A little mommy-daughter day?
Mandy: Daddy-daughter day. Here ya go.
Georgie: I have work.
Mandy: Well, I like to think fatherhood is a full-time job.
Georgie: How am I gonna feed her? I don't have the... you know.
Mandy: Formula's in the bag. Tag, you're it. Bye, CeeCee.

Mandy: All right, let's take a look at our forecast for tonight. Winds from the west are headed our way, taking temperatures down to a cool 43 degrees. But you know what they say in Texas... if you don't like the weather, wait five minutes. [chuckles] Actually, I've never said that, but my Aunt Bonnie does. She's not wrong though, because those chilly days are gonna pass us by, and by the weekend we're looking at sunny and 72.
Adult Sheldon: Mandy was proving that new mothers could do anything anyone else could do. In fact, they could do more, like make their own milk, right there, on camera. [Mandy crosses her arms]
Eric: Everything okay?
Mandy: Not if you live on the coast, because there is a storm front building, so we need to keep an eye on, uh, these clouds right here. [Mandy points with her head] Uh, but there's a low-pressure system building, um, over here... [Mandy turns her back to the camera to point with her arms] And, uh, well, then, that could bring rain to, uh, to this whole area here. [Mandy gestures with her foot] So, for Channel 7 weather, I'm Mandy McAllister. Good night. [Mandy walks off with her arms still crossed]

Georgie: Where's CeeCee?
Mandy: Oh, she went out with friends.
Georgie: Is that nice?
Mandy: Sorry.

Mandy: Oh! We can go to bed early, we can nap... [gasps] we can sleep in.
Georgie: [flatly] Mm, exciting.
Mandy: Tell me about it. [whoops softly]

Mandy: Wow. Look at this.
Georgie: [flatly] Uh-huh. Nice.
Mandy: Oh, come on. You live in a garage. This is the nicest room you've ever seen in your life.
Georgie: I said it was nice.