Mandy: Hey, I was thinking about doing something nice for Georgie's birthday.
Meemaw: How nice? 'Cause I'm all set with great-grandchildren for now.
Mandy: Well, I just gave birth and he's seeing another woman, so I was thinking maybe a cake and some of his favorite food.
Meemaw: That's sweet, you're gonna cook.
Mandy: Actually, uh... [looks pleadingly at Meemaw]
Meemaw: Okay. I'll do the food, you handle the cake.
Mandy: Great. Hey, uh, does Mary know how to bake?
Meemaw: Yeah.
Mandy: Perfect.

Mandy: What is it about a tornado that makes people want to gamble?
Georgie: Don't know. Guess they're happy to be alive, scared they're gonna die.
Mandy: If we had an earthquake, I bet we could retire.
Georgie: Here's to hoping.

Georgie: Need a hand?
Mandy: This thing ate my quarters, and now it's stuck.
Georgie: That tends to happen with number seven. What you want to do is a push-pull.
Mandy: And here I was just pushing like a damn fool. [chuckles]

Georgie: So, what'd you do in San Antonio?
Mandy: I was the weather girl at the local TV station.
Georgie: No way. So you were on TV?
Mandy: 5:30 every morning. More people are seeing me right here.
Georgie: Why'd you leave?
Mandy: The station manager and I broke up. But now his new girlfriend gets to be on TV. At 8:30. That bitch.
Georgie: That sucks.

Georgie: Thanks for coming.
Mandy: Yeah, it was... great.
Georgie: Okay, so, I'll talk to you?
Mandy: I guess. [Georgie leans in] What are you doing?
Georgie: Giving you a kiss good night.
Mandy: I think you've given me enough.

Georgie: Why is it so dark in there?
Mandy: No reason.
Georgie: What's with the candles? Are you on a date?
Mandy: You think I'd dress like this on a date?
Georgie: I think you look good.
Mandy: Well, I don't, and if I was on a date, it'd be none of your business.
Georgie: Then why are you sitting in the dark?
Mandy: Okay. It's not a big deal. I was a little short on the power bill this month.
Georgie: How come?
Mandy: Well, waiting tables and morning sickness, not a great combination. Definitely got reflected in my tips.

Mandy: Hope you like tuna salad. I brought you a whole tub.
Meemaw: How old is it?
Mandy: I don't know, but the clock's ticking.

Mandy: Any updates on Kevin?
Missy: I did what you said and was nothing but nice to Heather.
Mandy: Okay. How'd that go?
Missy: So good.I found out she stuffs her bra.
Mandy: Huh. See? When the time is right, you can destroy her with that.
Missy: That's gonna be a good day.
Mandy: And that trick isn't just for middle school. That's something you can use for the rest of your life.

Missy: Ooh, Look Who's Talking. Classic.
Mandy: Hey, did you know the baby is the guy from Die Hard?
Missy: No.
Mandy: Yeah.
Missy: He can do everything.

Georgie: All right, almost there.
Mandy: I don't know about this. The last surprise you got me is pressing on my bladder.

Meemaw: Well, the laundromat's a cash business.
Mandy: That's mostly just quarters, though, isn't it?
Meemaw: Uh, yeah, but, well, now we've got the video store, and I'm not real big on banks.
Mandy: Because you lived through the Depression?
Meemaw: Yeah. [insincere laugh]

Georgie: How's it going? Figure everything out?
Mandy: People give me money, I give them movies. I think I got it.
Georgie: Smart, pregnant, you're the whole package.

Mandy: It was one time.
Georgie: It was more than one time.
Mandy: It was one night, and it was a mistake.
Georgie: Oh, really? Then maybe I should go out with that girl.
Mandy: Maybe you should.
Georgie: Fine. And maybe you should go out with someone, too.
Mandy: Right, because there's nothing men want more than a girl with a baby pushing against her bladder.
Georgie: You want me to pull over at that Wendy's? Their restroom's pretty nice.
Mandy: Yes, I do.

Mary: And what's going on with you?
Mandy: Oh, high blood pressure. Doctor wants me on bed rest.
Mary: Probably worried about preeclampsia.
Mandy: Did everyone read this book?

Georgie: Anybody home?
Mandy: Hey.
Georgie: What's with all the pink?
Mandy: Uh, it's 'cause... it's my party, and I'm a girl.
Georgie: Makes sense.