Mandy Quote #46
Quote from Mandy in the episode A Launch Party and a Whole Human Being
Audrey: I think we're getting close. Since the father's not here, I'll go in the delivery room with you.
Meemaw: Or I'm happy to go, if you want. [quietly] I'm not gonna be sitting down anytime soon.
Mary: Georgie will be here.
Audrey: If he were gonna be here, he'd be here. But honestly, who's surprised?
Jim: Well, I'm a little surprised.
Audrey: Jim, not now.
Jim: All right, well, I can have my own opinion. I think he's a good kid.
Audrey: You never take my side.
Jim: Are you kidding me?! I missed her whole pregnancy 'cause I took your side.
Audrey: So you're just, you're just okay with all of this?
Jim: My daughter is having a baby. I'm thrilled.
Mandy: Aw, Dad.
Mandy Quotes
Quote from the episode Four Hundred Cartons of Undeclared Cigarettes and a Niblingo
Missy: Do you hate Georgie?
Mandy: No. No, Georgie's a good guy. If anything, I hate myself for making bad decisions.
Missy: Like having sex before marriage?
Mandy: More like having tequila before sex.
Mary: Hey. What's going on here?
Missy: Mandy was just telling me how she got pregnant.
Mandy: No, no...
Missy: But you said...
Mandy: No.
Missy: No.
Quote from the episode An Ugly Car, an Affair and Some Kickass Football
Meemaw: Well, the laundromat's a cash business.
Mandy: That's mostly just quarters, though, isn't it?
Meemaw: Uh, yeah, but, well, now we've got the video store, and I'm not real big on banks.
Mandy: Because you lived through the Depression?
Meemaw: Yeah. [insincere laugh]
Quote from the episode A Strudel and a Hot American Boy Toy
Georgie: Well, I can write you a letter if you want.
Mandy: Please don't.
Georgie: Why not?
Mandy: 'Cause your spelling makes me sad.
Georgie: I can use small words.
‘A Launch Party and a Whole Human Being’ Quotes
Quote from Sheldon
Sheldon: All right, let's do this.
Mandy: Why are you wearing dish gloves?
Sheldon: To deliver the baby.
Mandy: That is not happening.
Sheldon: Good. Whew. Can I get a glass of water?
Mandy: Sheldon, I need to go to the hospital.
Sheldon: Well, I can't drive. I do have a bike, but you'll never fit in the wagon.
Quote from Sheldon
Sheldon: You know, in a way, you and I are having a very similar day.
Mandy: Really? How might that be?
Sheldon: I'm also bringing something new into the world. Although mine does not involve my privates being inspected my strangers.
Quote from Sheldon
Sheldon: Mrs. Sparks, I need your help.
Brenda Sparks: What's with the gloves?
Sheldon: So I don't get placenta on my hands.
Brenda Sparks: What? [Sheldon nods]