Mandy: [chuckles] What's this?
Audrey: We set up a nursery in the guest room. You can move back in.
Mandy: Can we not talk about this now?
Audrey: What's the problem? You're gonna need help.
Meemaw: Who do you think's been helping her this whole time?
Audrey: And I appreciate it, but you're not her family.
Mary: We're that baby's family. Georgie's right across the street.
Audrey: Oh, yes, I'm sure a teenage boy is gonna be a lot of help. [laughs]
Mandy: You don't know what you're talking about. Georgie has been there for me the whole time, and you come in at the last minute with a store-bought castle cake, and- and you think that's gonna make up for everything?
Audrey: Okay, I can see you're a little emotional.
Mandy: Yeah, I am a little emotional right now, and you being here isn't helping. You do not get to bad-mouth Georgie. He's gonna be a better parent than you ever were.
Brenda Sparks: [quietly] Damn.
Mandy: Now, if someone would help me up, I would like to storm out. [Meemaw helps Mandy up] Thank you.
Meemaw: So, who wants cake?

Georgie: Well, I can write you a letter if you want.
Mandy: Please don't.
Georgie: Why not?
Mandy: 'Cause your spelling makes me sad.
Georgie: I can use small words.

Audrey: You know, I was thinking, for your something old, you could wear my veil.
Mandy: You know, Georgie's 11 years younger than me. I-I think I am the something old.
Audrey: [chuckles] Don't worry. When he loses all his hair, he's gonna look way older than you.
Mandy: Aw. Thanks.

Georgie: I know it's a lot.
Mandy: It's amazing. [chuckles]
Georgie: It is?
Mandy: My kid's going to private school. You're going to private school!

Adult Sheldon: Every culture has its own traditions to celebrate important life events: bar mitzvahs, quinceañeras, baby's first Comic-Con. My favorites are funeral and baby shower. They're the only two thrown in your honor you're not expected to attend. [whispers] Love it.

Meemaw: But then again, Georgie was a big'un.
Mandy: How big?
Mary: Almost ten pounds.
Mandy: Ten pounds?
Meemaw: She walked like a cowboy for months. [laughs]

Mandy: [gasps] Oh, a nursing bra. "Includes removable pads to prevent leakage." Wow. Thanks. That's... really thoughtful.
Brenda Sparks: Mine dripped like a faucet.
Missy: Wait, I have a question.
Mary: Please ask it later.