Georgie: [v.o.] ...and not just 'cause you're naked in the shower... 'cause you're naked and all sudsy. It's like watching MTV, but in the bathroom. Well, I hope that didn't sound creepy, but you're so pretty I can't stop looking at you, even with clothes on covered with CeeCee's spit-up.
Georgie: Oh, you're reading my letter. I'll come back.
Mandy: Oh, now you want to give me privacy?
Georgie: So, it was creepy, huh?
Mandy: It was.
Georgie: Where you going?
Mandy: Well, I'm gonna go take a shower. Maybe I'll leave the door unlocked.
Georgie: Well, all right.

Georgie: Well, I can write you a letter if you want.
Mandy: Please don't.
Georgie: Why not?
Mandy: 'Cause your spelling makes me sad.
Georgie: I can use small words.

Audrey: You know, I was thinking, for your something old, you could wear my veil.
Mandy: You know, Georgie's 11 years younger than me. I-I think I am the something old.
Audrey: [chuckles] Don't worry. When he loses all his hair, he's gonna look way older than you.
Mandy: Aw. Thanks.

Georgie: I know it's a lot.
Mandy: It's amazing. [chuckles]
Georgie: It is?
Mandy: My kid's going to private school. You're going to private school!

Georgie: Well, I can write you a letter if you want.
Mandy: Please don't.
Georgie: Why not?
Mandy: 'Cause your spelling makes me sad.
Georgie: I can use small words.

Meemaw: Well, there must be a way to compromise.
Dale: Compromise? There's no compromise. You won't let me spritz your nasal passages.
Meemaw: Even if I did, that's not gonna stop the tear gas coming out of your pants.
Dale: Onions in, onions out... We talked about this, you know.

Mandy: Aw. I think it's so romantic, you two writing to each other.
Georgie: It's just 'cause he's a cheapskate.
George: It can be both.
Mandy: Well, I think it's sweet.