Mandy: Okay, we got diapers, wipes, change of clothes, bottles, binkies, bibs.
Georgie: And we got your boobs, so we're set on food.
Mandy: Okay, please don't bring my boobs up when we're at my parents' house.
Georgie: Well, what if it comes up naturally?
Mandy: It won't.

Mary: And please look after Sheldon and I as we travel to Germany.
Sheldon: "Sheldon and me".
Mary: [sighs] God doesn't care about grammar.
Sheldon: You're not gonna be on a ten-hour flight with God.
Georgie: I bet it's gonna feel longer than ten.

Sheldon: When we get there, you'll be looking for "international departures".
George: Ah, well, thanks for letting me know that Germany's in a different country.
Sheldon: Is he joking? I'd like to believe he's joking.
Mary: He's joking, Sheldon.
Sheldon: He's a football coach. I don't know what he knows.

Missy: One question.
George: Yes?
Missy: What's 0600?

Mary: Don't bother them, they're busy.
Sheldon: They're flight attendants, I'm on a flight and I need attending. [Mary scoffs]
Sue: Can I help you?
Sheldon: Yes, when is the seatbelt sign going to turn off?
Sue: As soon as the captain thinks it's safe to move about the cabin.
Sheldon: But you're moving about the cabin.
Sue: Because you pushed the button.
Mary: We're sorry to bother you.
Sue: Is there anything else?
Sheldon: Yes, would you please tell the man in 44E that I'm a huge fan of his mirror symmetry theory? And he also may want to consider applying it to enumerative geometry.
Mary: There's nothing else.

Mary: I know that you're excited, but when that seatbelt sign does go off, you need to be respectful. That man may not want to meet you... [bell chimes] [Sheldon undoes his seatbelt and jumps out of his seat] [Mary sighs]
Sue: Gin and tonic.
Mary: Oh, I don't really... Thank you.

Dale: Hey. Pastor Jeff.
Pastor Jeff: What you doing up there?
Dale: Oh, I was installing security cameras. You know, you can't be too safe.
Pastor Jeff: People rob laundromats? [games chiming]
Dale: Yeah. All the time. I-I got to go grab something. So, help yourself to a washer and... peace be upon you.
Pastor Jeff: And you as well.
Dale: Thank you.

Georgie: I found an engagement ring.
Meemaw: Oh, let me see it.
Georgie: Well, I- I don't have it yet. It's a little expensive.
Dale: Oh. Son, as a man who's been through a divorce, let me give you some advice.
Meemaw: Here we go.
Dale: Do not spend a lot of money on a ring.
Georgie: But I love her.
Dale: We all loved them in the beginning.
Georgie: Does he have to be here?

Meemaw: Well, if you're gonna save our souls, we're gonna have to survive. How about you put in a word with your boss?
Pastor Jeff: Right. Everyone, hold hands. [thunder crashing] Dear Lord, please keep us safe. And not just those of us huddled here in this establishment, but all our loved ones, wherever they may be. Our family and friends. Please forgive us our mistakes and our sins, and let us come through this stronger and closer together in our faith. Amen.

Meemaw: So, Moon Pie, are you excited about Germany?
Sheldon: Thrilled. Or should I say...
George: For the love of God, no more German.
Sheldon: [whispers] Hocherfreut. [George sighs]

Mandy: So, uh, where's Missy?
Sheldon: In her room. She's mad at me for telling on her.
George: And me for grounding her.
Sheldon: Don't beat yourself up. You did the right thing. [pats George's hand]

Mandy: I'm just waiting 'cause... Well, you've met my mom.
Georgie: Although, she's been pretty sweet with CeeCee.
Mary: Well, some people are better grandmas than moms.
Meemaw: Is that a swipe at me?
Mary: Could be a compliment. Maybe I was saying you improved with...
Meemaw: Stuff it.
George: I think you're a wonderful grandma.
Meemaw: You can stuff it, too.

Sheldon: [over walkie-talkie] Missy? Look, I know you're not speaking to me, but I'm going to be out of the country for the summer, and I think we'd both feel better if we parted ways amicably. We've never been away from each other for this long, which will be different, and I don't like when things are different. So I suppose what I'm trying to say is... I'll miss you.
[Sheldon hears a knock on his wall. He gets up and opens his bedroom door, to find Missy's walkie-talkie on the floor in front of him.]

Meemaw: What do you want, honey?
Georgie: Well, I was hoping to get an advance on my pay.
Meemaw: Mm, how much you need?
Georgie: Next month and the month after that, and, like, two weeks after that.

Dale: Cubic zirconium. Look into it.
Meemaw: Would you stop?
Dale: She'll never know.
Georgie: No, I got to get the real thing. It's important.
Meemaw: [to Dale] Learn from him.