George Sr. Quotes

Quote from the episode A Nuclear Reactor and a Boy Called Lovey

George Sr.: Listen to me. Hey. You're a good-looking kid, and you got a big heart. Once we get you on a daily shower schedule, the girls are gonna be lining up.
George Jr.: I don't want girls. I want Veronica.
George Sr.: Yeah, maybe you'll get her and maybe you won't. But someday, you'll find the woman who was really meant for you.
Mary: You mean like Kathryn Dempsey?
George Sr.: Alaska's beautiful. How 'bout I go with you?
George Jr.: Who's Kathryn Dempsey?
George Sr.: I was 15 years. I was 15 years old!

Quote from the episode A Political Campaign and a Candy Land Cheater

Mary: I heard what you said in there. That was very beautiful.
George Sr.: Thanks. I gave a similar speech to my team last week. Boy, did we get our asses kicked.

Quote from the episode Cape Canaveral, Schrodinger's Cat, and Cyndi Lauper's Hair

Sheldon: Fine, the cat's name is Mittens.
George Jr.: Because he has little white feet?
Sheldon: Sure.
George Sr.: So, in this thought experiment, do you think Mittens is dead or alive?
Sheldon: There's no way of saying until you open the box.
George Jr.: Oh, come on.
Sheldon: Optimistically, I would choose to believe he's alive.
George Jr.: Yes!
George Sr.: Oh, thank goodness.

Quote from the episode Cape Canaveral, Schrodinger's Cat, and Cyndi Lauper's Hair

George Jr.: Dad, can we go to Reptile World?
George Sr.: No.
George Jr.: They a got snake so big it can eat a whole chicken.
George Sr.: Oh, well, in that case, no.

Quote from the episode Cape Canaveral, Schrodinger's Cat, and Cyndi Lauper's Hair

George Sr.: You two share that bed, I'll take this one.
Sheldon: No.
George Jr.: Nuh-uh.
George Sr.: Come on, fellas, I'm the biggest. It makes sense that I get a bed to myself.
Sheldon: No.
George Jr.: Nuh-uh.
George Sr.: We'll flip for it. Georgie, call it.
George Jr.: Heads.
George Sr.: Not your day.
George Jr.: Dang it.
Sheldon: That looked like heads.
George Sr.: Go brush your teeth.

Quote from the episode Poker, Faith, and Eggs

George Sr.: If I grab my chest and keel over, maybe we can get out of here.
Mary: That's a terrible thing to say.

Quote from the episode A Rival Prodigy and Sir Isaac Neutron

George Sr.: Can I interest anyone in something stronger than iced tea?
Barry: Oh, well, I'll take a beer if you have one.
Mary: Don't worry. He's personally keeping the Lone Star Brewing Company in business.
George Sr.: They did send me a belt buckle.

Quote from the episode Teenager Soup and a Little Ball of Fib

Mary: Well, break it to him gently.
George Sr.: Wait. Me?
Mary: Swimming's a sport, and you're a sports person.
George Sr.: And he's a mama's boy, and you're his mama.

Quote from the episode Teenager Soup and a Little Ball of Fib

Mary: How about we do it together?
George Sr.: Fine, but you can't hang me out to dry.
Mary: Of course not.
George Sr.: We're a team. We're in this together, right?
Mary: You bet.
George Sr.: [to the baby Jesus] She's gonna hang me out to dry.

Quote from the episode Hobbitses, Physicses and a Ball with Zip

George Sr.: You're right-handed, yeah?
Missy: You don't know?
George Sr.: Okay, smartass, which one am I?
Missy: ... I'm right-handed.

Quote from the episode A Rival Prodigy and Sir Isaac Neutron

George Sr.: This is not making me feel better. Their kid is perfect.
Mary: And so is ours.
George Sr.: So we're lying to each other. Fine.
Mary: It's just nice to get to know another family who's in a similar situation as us.
George Sr.: And we're still lying.

Quote from the episode Teenager Soup and a Little Ball of Fib

George Sr.: We'll make it quick. Go ahead.
Mary: Your father has something to tell you.
George Sr.: Your mother wants you to swim.
Mary: George!
Sheldon: Mom!

Quote from the episode Hobbitses, Physicses and a Ball with Zip

George Sr.: All right, remember, you need to look right where you want the ball to go.
Missy: Where else would I look?
George Sr.: Well, in the last five minutes, I saw you watch a butterfly, a squirrel and the ice cream truck.
Missy: You looked at the ice cream truck, too.

Quote from the episode David, Goliath and a Yoo-hoo from the Back

George Sr.: Everything okay?
Mary: I'm getting tired of being the bad guy around here.
George Sr.: You're not the bad guy. Kids need boundaries.
Mary: That is easy for you to say. I am the only one doing it, and then everyone resents me for it.
George Sr.: Hey, you're not the only one. Just today, Georgie and Sheldon were fighting, and I totally took care of it.
Mary: Really? What was going on?
George Sr.: They... You know, boy stuff. Don't worry. I got your back.
Mary: Thank you. That means a lot.
George Sr.: Teamwork, babe.

Quote from the episode Hobbitses, Physicses and a Ball with Zip

Mary: You and Missy looked like you were having fun today.
George Sr.: Uh, yeah, we were.
Mary: A little father-daughter bonding.
George Sr.: Yeah. It was nice.
Mary: Hmm. You guys were out there for a while. What were you talking about?
George Sr.: Oh, you know, just life.
Mary: Sure. Everything okay?
George Sr.: Everything's fine. Nothing to worry about.
Mary: You're really not gonna tell me?
George Sr.: No.

Quote from the episode Hobbitses, Physicses and a Ball with Zip

Mary: Dinner's ready.
Missy: Five more minutes?
George Sr.: She wants five more minutes with her ole dad.

Quote from the episode Teenager Soup and a Little Ball of Fib

George Sr.: Ooh, is that for your patient?
Mary: Yes. He's still under the weather.
George Sr.: Oh, that's too bad. Running a fever?
Mary: No.
George Sr.: Sniffly nose?
Mary: No. But he couldn't even bring himself to watch his Star Trek show.
George Sr.: Oh, dear. I better go call an ambulance.
Mary: You're not funny.
George Sr.: And he ain't sick.

Quote from the episode A Therapist, a Comic Book, and a Breakfast Sausage

George Sr.: Oh, come on. You can't blame yourself. This isn't gonna last. Remember the time a bee got in the house and he slept under a net for a couple months?

Quote from the episode A Crisis of Faith and Octopus Aliens

Meemaw: Why don't you ask your father to take you?
Sheldon: Dad?
George Sr.: What?
Sheldon: Can you please take me to Radio Shack?
George Sr.: I'm busy. Ask your meemaw.
Sheldon: I did. She said to ask you.
George Sr.: Well, ask her again.
Sheldon: Seems counterintuitive, but all right.

Quote from the episode Hobbitses, Physicses and a Ball with Zip

George Sr.: Hey! You want to throw the ball around?
Missy: [crying] No, go away.
George Sr.: Did something happen at school?
Missy: [crying] I don't want to talk about it.
George Sr.: Okay. Well... You change your mind, you know I'm here for you. [starts to leave]
Missy: He likes someone else.
George Sr.: I'm sorry, sweetheart.
Missy: She doesn't even know who Nolan Ryan is.
George Sr.: This guy sounds like an idiot.
Missy: He's not. He's perfect.
George Sr.: All right. Want me to get your mom?
Missy: No.
George Sr.: You want me to beat this guy up?
Missy: No.
George Sr.: What can I do?
[Outside, George and Missy throw a ball around]