George Sr. Quotes

Quote from the episode Hobbitses, Physicses and a Ball with Zip

George Sr.: Nice.
Missy: How do you make it curve?
George Sr.: Well, that's a little tricky. You you put two fingers on the seam. Right? And then you flick your wrist.
Missy: Okay.
George Sr.: Yeah? Here, try it.

Quote from the episode A Therapist, a Comic Book, and a Breakfast Sausage

George Sr.: "Right on. Right on."

Quote from the episode A Crisis of Faith and Octopus Aliens

George Sr.: Well, I think it sounds nice.
Mary: Thank you. I'm gonna need your truck to get all the dirt and flowers and tools that I need.
George Sr.: Sure.
Mary: Oh, oh, almost forgot. Can you keep an eye out for a rock big enough to paint a Psalm on?
George Sr.: I can do that.

Quote from the episode A Therapist, a Comic Book, and a Breakfast Sausage

Dr. Goetsch: Okay. Let me just start by saying you came to the right place. Sheldon and I happen to have a lot in common. I, too, was a special little boy. In the fourth grade, I was reading at a seventh grade level. And I don't have to tell you where I was by the seventh grade. [silence] Tenth.
George Sr.: I'm gonna give the beanbag a whirl.

Quote from the episode A Therapist, a Comic Book, and a Breakfast Sausage

Dr. Goetsch: You'd be surprised how many children have food phobias.
Mary: Is that so?
Dr. Goetsch: Oh, yeah. When I was Sheldon's age, I was afraid of that weird skin on top of puddin'.
George Sr.: Really? Me, too. You know, you put a little Saran Wrap on-
Mary: George!

Quote from the episode A Math Emergency and Perky Palms

Mary: I even did some marriage counseling for a couple of young newlyweds.
George Sr.: Ooh, what kind of trouble they having?
Mary: Oh, it's all confidential; I really can't say.
George Sr.: Well, I don't need specifics, just, you know, general terms.
Mary: They're having sexual problems.
George Sr.: Really? Newlyweds?
Mary: But we all prayed on it and then the answer came clear as a bell.
George Sr.: Yeah?
Mary: The husband is under a lot of stress at work and it's diminishing his natural desires.
George Sr.: Huh. What kind of work does he do he's got so much stress?
Mary: He owns that flower shop across from the post office.
George Sr.: Flower shop. Huh.
Mary: You've seen it. It's called The Pretty Petunia.
George Sr.: Huh.

Quote from the episode A Therapist, a Comic Book, and a Breakfast Sausage

Mary: I think we should call the police.
George Sr.: We don't need the police. We'll find him.
Mary: This is all my fault. He ran away because we took him to a therapist.
George Sr.: That's $15 we ain't getting back.

Quote from the episode A Crisis of Faith and Octopus Aliens

Missy: Why are you putting us to bed?
George Sr.: 'Cause your mother's out.
Sheldon: Where is she?
George Sr.: She's with your grandmother.
Missy: Where'd they go?
George Sr.: I don't know.
Sheldon: Why don't you know?
George Sr.: Because I'm here with you!

Quote from the episode A Dog, a Squirrel, and a Fish Named Fish

George Sr.: Will you look at that? What kind of dog chews through wood? Y'all are feeding him, right?

Quote from the episode A Pineapple and the Bosom of Male Friendship

Mary: So, are you gonna go out with Ira?
Meemaw: Well, I don't know why not.
Mary: Is that really what you want?
Meemaw: Well, I'm sure as hell not gonna sit home by myself while I try and figure it out.
Mary: Doesn't sound like you're being nice to Ira.
George Sr.: She's not nice. Been saying it for years.