George Sr. Quotes

Quote from the episode Summer Sausage, a Pocket Poncho, and Tony Danza

George Sr.: Hey.
Missy: Hi, Dad.
George Sr.: What you doing?
Missy: Am I in trouble?
George Sr.: No, no. Just checking in on you.
Missy: Why?
George Sr.: 'Cause you're my daughter and I love you.
Missy: This is getting weird.
George Sr.: It is.

Quote from the episode Summer Sausage, a Pocket Poncho, and Tony Danza

George Sr.: I didn't forget. I just don't know how to spend time with her.
Mary: It ain't rocket science, George. She's a little girl. Ask her what she wants to do, and then do it with her.
George Sr.: Oh, yeah. I suppose.
Mary: Trust me. She'll be thrilled to spend some time with you.
George Sr.: Okay. Yeah, I'll give it a try. Hey, when we do, you know, whatever it is she likes to do, you're gonna be there, right?
Mary: No.
George Sr.: Well, this just got harder.

Quote from the episode Summer Sausage, a Pocket Poncho, and Tony Danza

George Sr.: You saw it. My own son can't even imagine me being a role model? How am I supposed to be okay with that?
Mary: You're a role model for Georgie.
George Sr.: I used to be. Now he wants to grow up and be Tony Danza.

Quote from the episode A Dog, a Squirrel, and a Fish Named Fish

George Sr.: I'm proud of him for trying to overcome that damn dog phobia.
Mary: You should tell him that.
George Sr.: Well, if he ever leaves that bathroom, I will.

Quote from the episode A Dog, a Squirrel, and a Fish Named Fish

George Sr.: I don't understand why that dog is so interested in Sheldon.
Missy: Maybe Bucky likes the way Sheldon smells?
George Sr.: Your brother washes himself three times a day. He has no smell.

Quote from the episode A Dog, a Squirrel, and a Fish Named Fish

Herschel Sparks: Bucky got in their house.
Brenda Sparks: That's funny.
George Sr.: It might be funny one day, not right now.

Quote from the episode A Dog, a Squirrel, and a Fish Named Fish

Herschel Sparks: What's going on?
George Sr.: Your dog got into our house.
Herschel Sparks: How the hell did he do that?
George Sr.: He pushed in a screen window.
Herschel Sparks: You think he chewed through the fence again?
George Sr.: All I know is Sheldon's yelling at the dog, and Mary's yelling at me. Now I'm looking at you in your underwear.

Quote from the episode A Dog, a Squirrel, and a Fish Named Fish

Meemaw: Maybe you could start out with a small pet, and work your way up. Like a turtle.
Mary: He says they carry salmonella.
Meemaw: A gerbil?
Mary: Apparently, they caused the plague.
George Jr.: What about a bird?
George Sr.: Oh, I know that one. They'll steal his hair to make a nest.

Quote from the episode A Dog, a Squirrel, and a Fish Named Fish

George Sr.: Will you look at that? What kind of dog chews through wood? Y'all are feeding him, right?

Quote from the episode A Dog, a Squirrel, and a Fish Named Fish

George Sr.: Morning, Herschel.
Herschel Sparks: Hey, George. Uh, you didn't see a dog wandering around here, did you?
George Sr.: No. Y'all get a dog?
Herschel Sparks: Uh, sort of. We took him in after my brother-in-law had to go live in a gated community.
George Sr.: Oh, that sounds nice, uh, they got a no pets policy?
Herschel Sparks: He's in jail, George.
George Sr.: Right, sure.