Mandy: Yeah, you don't need a book. Let's just start simple. Um, instead of "ain't," try "isn't."
Georgie: That isn't gonna be a problem.
Mandy: There you go. Now, let's work on "wasn't."
Georgie: Wadn't.
Mandy: Wasn't.
Georgie: Wadn't.
Mandy: See, I'm not hearing the "S."
Georgie: That's 'cause it wadn't there.

Georgie: When I quit the football team, I thought my dad was gonna kill me. And then, when I quit high school, I really thought he was gonna kill me. Then, when I got my girlfriend pregnant... I was sure he was gonna kill me. But as you can see, he didn't. No matter what I did, he always had my back. I love you, Dad.

Sheldon: Please slow down.
Georgie: I'm goin' eight miles an hour. A cow just passed us.

Georgie: Okay, when you're telling a lie, it's important to throw in some details. Like, when I was wanted to spend the night at Ricky's house, and Mom asked me if his mom and dad were gonna be home, I said, not only are they be gonna be home, his dad was gonna teach us how to cook turkey legs in the smoker.
Sheldon: I like turkey legs. Were they good?
Georgie: There weren't any turkey legs, you dope. His parents were in Branson.
Sheldon: That's incredible. I totally believed you.
Georgie: Details. Now get out of here, I got to finish reading this.
Sheldon: Thank you, Georgie, that was very helpful.

Georgie: I ain't never getting married.
George: That so?
Georgie: Yeah. Women are nothing but trouble.

Georgie: You're really gonna leave these two alone?
Mary: Yes.
Georgie: That's a brave choice.

Georgie: You here to see me?
Veronica: I'm here for your mom's Bible study.
Georgie: Oh, sure, of course. I'm glad you could join us. Come in, won't you?
Veronica: You're part of the group, too?
Georgie: Faith, the Bible, God, I'm nuts for that stuff.

Missy: Do you know how to get to the hospital?
Georgie: Yeah. It's right across the street from the Dairy Queen.
Sheldon: Which Dairy Queen?
Georgie: What are you talkin' about?
Sheldon: There's two.
Georgie: Really?

Missy: Hey, Meemaw, next to Sheldon, who's smarter, me or Georgie?
Georgie: Me, of course.
Missy: Why you?
Georgie: My head's bigger.

Georgie: Where you going?
George: To get Sheldon.
Georgie: Do I get a vote in this?
George: No.
Georgie: Dang.

Mary: [to Sheldon] Don't worry, baby. I cut everything into bite-size pieces for you.
Georgie: Maybe you could chew it up and spit it in his mouth.

Georgie: [on tape] So, most people think you need expensive machines to work out, but I just use free weights. To be clear, they ain't free. You got to buy them.
Mary: Are you watching yourself work out?
Georgie: I made an exercise video.
Mary: Why?
Georgie: To sell.
Georgie: [on tape] That's very important. Next, we're gonna do curls. 'Cause, like I always say, curls get the girls.
Mary: Oh, Lord.
Georgie: What?
Georgie: [on tape] You want to remember: squeeze it at the top.
Georgie: People like it when things rhyme.

Audrey: Maybe she'd like some bananas or some applesauce?
Georgie: She don't like none of that.
Audrey: Any of that.
Georgie: Any of what?
Audrey: She doesn't like any of that.
Georgie: That's what I said.
Audrey: No, you said, "She don't like none of that."
Georgie: We're sayin' the same thang.
Audrey: No, we're saying the same thing.
Georgie: Exactly.
Audrey: And we aren't.
Georgie: We ain't?

Georgie: I'm here to pick up a suit for Cooper.
Patricia: Oh, sure. George Cooper?
Georgie: Yes, ma'am.
Patricia: Looks a little big for you.
Georgie: [chuckles] It's my dad's.
Patricia: Nice of you to pick it up for him. That'll be eight dollars.

Georgie: [sniffled] You don't need to worry. I've got everything under control. [breathes deeply] Won't let you down, Dad. [sniffles]