Georgie: You're not thinking about taking his advice, are you?
George: Never you mind.
Georgie: But he's wrong. Everybody knows you punt on fourth down.
Sheldon: Why does everybody knowing something make it right?
Georgie: Because. That's what makes this country great.

George: Look, this job is important to your mother. We expect you both to step up and be responsible.
Sheldon: I can do that.
George: Missy?
Missy: I'm thinking about it.
Georgie: Very brave.

Mary: Look, somebody has been picking on your brother. You know anything about it?
Georgie: No.
Mary: You better not be covering for anybody.
Georgie: I'm not. Most kids at school ignore him, and the girls all think he's cute. It's kind of annoying.

Georgie: Where's Mom?
Meemaw: Chewing out the guy who runs the comic book store.
Georgie: Why?
Meemaw: She found an inappropriate comic that Sheldon had and went ballistic.
Missy: She also took my Cosmo.
Georgie: What's a Cosmo?
Missy: A magazine for today's woman.
Georgie: Sucks for you.

Sheldon: [knock knock knock] Georgie? [knock knock knock] Georgie?
Georgie: What?
Sheldon: I'm ready to scrub the moral stain off my character.
Georgie: I hate everything about you.
Sheldon: [knock knock knock]

Mary: What are you doing?
Georgie: Having coffee.
Mary: Uh, no, not in my house.
Georgie: Oh, come on, the best part of waking up is Folgers in your cup.
Mary: Put it down.
Georgie: I can't drink coffee, I can't chew tobacco, is there anything I can do?
Mary: Yeah, quit talking.

Missy: So Sheldon comes home tomorrow?
George: Yep.
Georgie: Everybody's thinking it, so I'm gonna say it. This has been a nice break.

Mr. Bustifer: Who is it?
Georgie: Georgie Cooper.
Mr. Bustifer: Who?
Georgie: I'm your neighbor.
Mr. Bustifer: The one with the chickens?
Georgie: No.
Mr. Bustifer: The ones with that weird, smart kid?
Georgie: Yeah, that's my brother.
Mr. Bustifer: I don't like that kid.
Georgie: Neither do I, sir.

George: You want to explain yourself?
Mary: I am taking our house back from the forces of evil.
Georgie: What's evil about Black Sabbath?
Missy: You're not helping.

Georgie: Here. [hands Missy a Footloose tape]
Missy: What is it?
Georgie: The answer to your problems.
Missy: Cool. What other tapes you got?
Georgie: Nature films. Don't worry about it.

Missy: What are you doing?
Georgie: Gonna make an exercise video.
Missy: Why?
Georgie: If Richard Simmons could make million bucks, think how much I could make with my face.
Missy: What's your face got to do with it?
Georgie: What do you mean? I'm gorgeous, ask anybody.

Georgie: I'll tell you what I can do. I got something for a party that's better than beer.
Missy: What?
Georgie: Bottle rockets, Roman candles, M80s, the works.
Missy: Oh, sure. Thanks.
Georgie: You're not excited now, but trust me, you blow up one mailbox, and you got yourself a party.

Mandy: Chicken's good, Mary.
Mary: Thank the Colonel. I wasn't up to cooking.
Georgie: 11 herbs and spices. It's a delicious mystery.

Georgie: It ain't no big deal. I did it.
Mandy: Really?
Missy: Yeah, he kissed a girl in the tub, and she punched him in the face.
Mandy: Really?
Georgie: I'm gonna say pepper's one of the secret spices. That leaves ten.

Georgie: Did you know she puts vanilla extract in her whipped cream?
George: I did not.
Georgie: Quarter teaspoon.
George: Georgie?
Georgie: Yeah?
George: We're looking for brisket!
Georgie: Cranky.