Mary: What about the baby shower? People are gonna want to know.
Georgie: Oh, yeah. We got to have a baby shower. Remind me what a baby shower is.

Georgie: Thanks, but I got to get to work.
Mandy: It's a laundromat. Doesn't it kind of run on its own? [flashback of the gambling room] You'd think that, but there's a lot of technical issues... Lint and such.
Mandy: Okay. Good night.
Georgie: Good night. [Mandy goes inside] Look at me. Just chipping away at the ice.

Georgie: Dang, it's busy in here for a weekday.
Meemaw: Social Security checks landed.
Georgie: Hm. Getting paid just to be old... must be nice.
Meemaw: I ain't complaining.

Mrs. Howard: I can't believe you would rent this filth.
Mandy: It's not filth. It's Basic Instinct.
Mrs. Howard: Well, my husband was watching it and there was a woman in there who showed her hoo-ha.
Georgie: Yeah, she does.
Mandy: Come on, I mean, you don't see the whole thing. At most, you see a "hoo."
Georgie: If you see the "hoo," the "ha's" right there.

Georgie: Oh, that there's a real good one. You should get it. I'll ring it up.
Robert: I don't know.
Georgie: Don't know? Whoopi Goldberg as a singing nun? What's there to think about?
Robert: I might be more in the mood for action.
Georgie: She's on the run from the mob. You'll love it. I'll ring it up.

George: Why do you want to go?
Georgie: Well, I'm gonna be at the birth, but I can't go to the party?
Missy: How do you know she wants you at the birth?
Georgie: Who's gonna catch the baby?

Georgie: I'll tell you another idea I have for keeping my kid in line.
George: Oh, can't wait.
Georgie: I seen this show where they put these electric trackers on these dolphins. And with satellites, they can tell exactly where they are.
George: Dolphins? Go on.
Georgie: I'm gonna stick one of them things in my kid so I always know where she is.
George: So you're gonna keep track of your daughter like she's an animal.
Georgie: Damn straight.
George: Actually a really good idea.

Georgie: She's here. She's tiny and perfect, and Mandy's doing great.
[George shakes Georgie's hand. Mary and Georgie hug.]
Mary: Oh, what's her name?
Georgie: Constance.
Meemaw: Oh... [hugs Georgie] Yes. Thank you.
Audrey: Is there a middle name?
Georgie: We're still working on it.

Sheldon: Okay, I figured it out. Based off the pictures she's ripped out of magazines, she's a big fan of actor Luke Perry.
Meemaw: Who is that?
Georgie: He plays Dylan on Beverly Hills, 90210. Your classic bad boy.
George: Your classic bad boy?
Georgie: Yeah, like me.

Georgie: [sings] ♪ The stars at night ♪ ♪ Are big and bright ♪ [claps four times] ♪ Deep in the heart of Texas ♪ ♪ The prairie sky ♪ ♪ Is wide and high ♪ [Georgie and Meemaw clap four times] ♪ Deep in the heart of Texas. ♪ Remember, it's always four claps. Never three, always four.
Meemaw: You know who claps three times? Yankees.
Georgie: And as Texans, we always remember the Alamo.
Meemaw: Otherwise, we might as well just live in Oklahoma. Blech.

Georgie: I got to go clean her up, she's got old lady lipstick on her head. [to Meemaw] Well, you're an old lady. How do you get that lipstick off? [off Meemaw's look] All right, I'll figure it out myself.

Mandy: Oh, quick, scratch my nose. [Georgie scratches Mandy's nose for her] Oh, nothing's ever felt better.
Georgie: I'm offended. [Mandy laughs]

Georgie: [to CeeCee] Well, looks like it's just me and you. Let me give you the tour. That's Axl Rose. He's awesome. That's the weight bench. That's where Daddy gets ripped. Yeah. And that's the sink your mom totally peed in once. It's true. [chuckles] I know. It's true.

Georgie: What are you doing here?
Sheldon: What are you doing here?
Georgie: Mandy and I had a little disagreement. I'm giving her some space to cool off.
Sheldon: That seems wise. You can be quite annoying.
Georgie: I thought you were staying at your dorm.
Sheldon: I was. My roommate violated my Tandy.
Georgie: Who's Tandy? [Sheldon points to his computer] Oh. That's sick.
Sheldon: That's what I said.

Audrey: I just think you may want to try speaking more properly in front of your daughter.
Georgie: Ain't nothin' wrong with the way I talk. Lotta people talk like me.
Audrey: True, but maybe CeeCee will have better opportunities in life if she's well-spoken.
Georgie: She don't even talk yet.
Audrey: No, she doesn't. [sighs] But she's listening and she's learning, and we don't want her first word to be "dang it."
Georgie: Better that than whatever the snooty version of "dang it" is.
Audrey: It's "darn it."
Georgie: Dang it, I knew that.