George Jr.: This can't be happening. How sure are you?
Jana: I'm not sure. That's why I want to get the test.
George Jr.: Well, you don't look pregnant.
Jana: That's not how it works, Georgie.
George Jr.: I know. I'm just freaking out right now.
Jana: Let's just go to the drugstore.
George Jr.: Right. I feel like I'm gonna throw up.
Jana: Please don't say that.

Phyllis: Okay, 52 Texas snow globes comes to $55.25.
George Jr.: Can't you do any better?
Phyllis: What do you mean?
George Jr.: You're going out of business and I'm buying 'em all. Give me a break.
Phyllis: Okay, $50.
George Jr.: $30.
Phyllis: $40.
George Jr.: $35.
Phyllis: Deal.
George Jr.: No, wait. $32. $33. ... $35.

George Jr.: Veronica. Hi.
Veronica: Hey, Georgie.
George Jr.: You-you changed your hair.
Veronica: I did.
George Jr.: It's shorter.
Veronica: It is.
George Jr.: I like it.
Veronica: Thank-thanks.

Jana: I'm the only cheerleader you should be looking at.
George Jr.: Oh. Hi. Oh, I was trying to find you.
Jana: Just wanted to wish you a good game.
George Jr.: Thank you.
Jana: I'm gonna be cheering for you.
George Jr.: Great.
Jana: Unless I catch you looking at someone else. Then you'll regret it.
George Jr.: [chuckles]
Jana: I'm not kidding.

George Jr.: What's he doing here? Y'all getting a divorce?
Mary: No. No, he's just here for dinner.
George Jr.: Oh. Welcome, Your Holiness.

George Jr.: Mandy, please. I want to help.
Mandy: He can stay.
George Jr.: Thanks. What can I do?
Mandy: Nothing.
George Jr.: I can do that.

Sheldon: Did you hear that? I did it!
George Jr.: I don't think you did.

Dorothy: Back then, gas was only 20 cents a gallon.
George Jr.: Mm-hmm. Not that we had anyplace worthwhile to drive to.
George Jr.: Did you say Veronica would be back soon?
Dorothy: I'm sure it'll be just any minute. Let me show you my collection of antique bells. [rings a bell in his face]
George Jr.: Please stop.

George Jr.: What'd I say?
Jana: [crying] I'm not enough for you.
George Jr.: I didn't say that.
Jana: Just be honest. You want to date other girls.
George Jr.: I don't want to date other girls instead of you, just... in addition to you.
Jana: Drop dead.
George Jr.: [starts engine] Okay, but I'm gonna follow you and make sure you get home safe!
Jana: Do whatever you want.
George Jr.: If you walk to Dairy Queen, I'll buy you a Blizzard. Want me to turn on some music?
[rock music plays]

Wade: I'll take a beer.
George Jr.: Celebrating a win?
Wade: No, I've been losing all morning.
George Jr.: Couple more of them, you won't give a crap.
Wade: Let's hope.

George Jr.: So, I could really use your help making it look more professional.
George Jr.: [on tape] That's burn right there. [grunts]
George Jr.: Like, adding a little, you know...
Mr. Lundy: I think the word you're looking for is "pizazz".
George Jr.: Exactly. So, you'll do it?
Mr. Lundy: Well, I'm flattered that you would ask, but exercise videos... That's not really what I do.
George Jr.: But I've seen you on TV.
Mr. Lundy: [in mattress commercial] I'm soft and firm in all the right places.
George Jr.: You've been in plays.
Mr. Lundy: [as Annie] It's all right, Molly. Annie's here.
Mr. Lundy: Don't forget my modeling work.
[shot of Mr. Lundy in an advertisement for "Casa del Queso", home of the big burrito restaurant]
Mr. Lundy: But I have a reputation. When people hear the name Gene Lundy, they expect quality. They expect showmanship. [chuckles] They expect me to get paid.
George Jr.: Oh, I'm gonna pay you.
Mr. Lundy: Let's make an exercise video!

Meemaw: Come on, let's get out of here.
Mr. Lundy: Oh, fine, go ahead.
George Jr.: And we're gonna make our own exercise video without you.
Meemaw: No, we're not.
George Jr.: No, we're not!
Mr. Lundy: And they call me dramatic.

George Sr.: Since when do we get MTV?
George Jr.: Since I got cable.
George Sr.: What do you mean, you got cable?
George Jr.: I called up the cable company and I said, "Hello, I'd like cable," and they put in cable.
George Sr.: I'm not paying for that.
George Jr.: Keep your shirt on. I paid for it.
George Sr.: Is that so?
George Jr.: Yeah, with money I saved from my job.
George Sr.: Well, okay. So do we get any of those movie channels?
George Jr.: Dad, I'm trying to watch the news.

George Jr.: So I'll pick you up in the morning?
Wade: Well, not too early. I have to walk Mitzy.
George Jr.: Your dog?
Wade: The wife. She got a new hip, and the doc says she needs to keep it moving.

George Sr.: Why haven't you mowed the lawn?
George Jr.: I been busy.
George Sr.: Well, you're not busy now.
George Jr.: I'm working out. Got the word "work" right there in it.

George Jr.: This is it. I'm done.
Ashley: [opens door] Oh, hi. You must be Georgie.
George Jr.: Uh, yeah.
Ashley: My nana says you've been taking such good care of her. [chuckles] You're so sweet.
George Jr.: Thanks, but she's the sweet one.
Ashley: Isn't she? [chuckles] Nana, Georgie's here!
Mildred: [o.s.] Ask him if he wants to stay for dinner.
George Jr.: I'm free. What're we having?

Dorothy: Oh, and this is me and my cousin Glen. No, no, wait. Is that Russell or Glen? No, I'm pretty sure that's Glen.
George Jr.: Uh-huh.

Jana: I could kiss you forever.
George Jr.: Uh, that's kind of a long time.
Jana: You got somewhere else to be?
George Jr.: No. It's just that, eventually, we're gonna get hungry.
Jana: Why do I keep getting the feeling you're not into this?
George Jr.: Oh, I am into this.
Jana: But?
George Jr.: [exhales] I mean, we're real young, and who knows what's gonna happen?
Jana: I know. And you should, too.
George Jr.: Don't feel bad. I don't know lots of stuff.

Mr. Lundy: Now, I like the idea of an exercise video. I'm just not sure that weight lifting is the way to go.
George Jr.: Why not?
Mr. Lundy: It's low-energy. You know? We don't want a one-man show. We want Starlight Express.
George Jr.: I don't know what that is.
Mr. Lundy: You'd love it. Andrew Lloyd Webber, people on roller skates. That's a thought. Skater-cise. Do you... do you skate?
George Jr.: No.
Mr. Lundy: Too bad.

Adult Sheldon: I wasn't even at that school, and I was still boosting its grade point average.
Donald: You got biology?
George Jr.: Depends. You got money?
Donald: Yeah.
George Jr.: I got biology.