Mary: Wash up for dinner.
Georgie: I ain't eatin'.
Mary: Well, you're not watchin' TV.
Georgie: I can't leave the house, and now I can't watch TV.
Mary: Yeah, it's called being grounded.
Georgie: [under his breath] I can't wait to move out.
Mary: What was that?!
Georgie: Next time, I'll say it on the phone, so you can hear me.

Georgie: What's up?
Missy: I figured out you can put all kinds of candy in the machine. Try this.
Georgie: Why is it brown?
Missy: It's butterscotch from Meemaw's candy bowl.
Georgie: [scoffs] I think that candy's older than you.
Missy: Doesn't taste like it.
Georgie: [eats] Not bad.

Audrey: What are you doing?
Georgie: Cleaning out these rain gutters. Otherwise, the water gets backed up and wrecks havoc on your roof.
Audrey: Wreaks... havoc.
Georgie: No, I'm pretty sure it's wrecks, 'cause that's what it do. [Audrey walks off] [Georgie finds an object under the leaves] Oh, look at that. [door opens] Audrey, is this your Wham-O? [door closes] Audrey?

Sheldon: What are you doing?
Georgie: Nothing.
Sheldon: Is that chewing tobacco?
Georgie: It's chocolate Bazooka. What do you want?

Georgie: I can't be in the same school as him!
George: Well, I don't see what choice you have.
Georgie: Right. Ever since he could talk, I quit having any choices.
George: I know it's hard. I'm telling you, as your coach, quit your whining, get your uniform on and you get your ass back out there.
Georgie: But what about as my dad?
George: Your dad is having a bad day. Listen to your coach.

Georgie: Hey. What's goin' on?
Missy: Dad's in the hospital.
Georgie: What? Why's Dad in the hospital?
Meemaw: He's gonna be fine.
Sheldon: He had chest pains.
Meemaw: He's gonna be fine.
Georgie: What are we doin'? Why aren't we going to the hospital?
Meemaw: Nobody's goin' nowhere. We're just gonna stay calm, have a nice dinner, and wait for your mama to call and tell us what's what.
Georgie: I'm not hungry.

Sheldon: What are you doing?
Georgie: I'm driving to the hospital. You can come with me or stay here up to you.
Missy: I'm comin'.
Georgie: Sheldon?
Sheldon: You're 14. You don't know how to drive.
Georgie: I drove a tractor at 4-H camp. It's the same thing.
Sheldon: But you sat on the farmer's lap.
Georgie: Then stay here.

Meemaw: Mean that much to you?
George: Mary and I were dating about a month when she brought me home for dinner. I took one bite of this brisket, and I knew I loved your daughter.
Mary: Gee, thanks.
Georgie: Kind of like Sleeping Beauty, except Dad kissed meat.

Georgie: Oh, dead crow. There ain't no doubt about that one.

Georgie: What do you want?
Sheldon: It occurs to me you have something in common with Captain Kirk.
Georgie: We both have cool hair?
Sheldon: In order to succeed, you both play fast and loose with the rules.
Georgie: Yeah, I suppose we do.

Mary: There are expenses we could cut back on so we could afford a computer.
George: You mean like the money you give to church?
Mary: No, I mean like the money you give to the Lone Star Beer company.
Georgie: Good one, Mom.
Mary: Shut up.
Meemaw: Shut up.
George: Shut up.

Georgie: Wait, I know what to do.
George: What?
Georgie: Go across the street and apologize to Mom.
George: I got nothin' to apologize for.
Georgie: You don't have to mean it. I never do.
George: Georgie, just mind your business.
Georgie: Okay, sorry. In case you were wondering, I didn't mean that. See how easy it is?

Pastor Jeff: Howdy, Coopers! How we doing today?
Mary: Thank you, Pastor Jeff.
Pastor Jeff: Y'all remember my wife Selena.
Meemaw: Hi, Selena.
George: Oh, yeah.
Selena: ¿Qué tal?
Georgie: You're married to her?
Pastor Jeff: Why, yes, I am.
George: [QUIETLY]: You can think it, you don't need to say it.

Mary: Well, I need you to look after him.
Georgie: Why?
Mary: Because I'm your mother, and I'm asking you nicely.
Georgie: What if I don't want to?
Mary: I don't care, you're doing it.
Georgie: How was that nice?

Georgie: So there I was flying above the city, but when I woke up, I couldn't fly.
Sheldon: That's like the dream you had where you were dating Madonna, but when you woke up, you weren't.
Georgie: Exactly. You ever have the ones where your teeth are falling out? Better my teeth than my hair, but-