Meemaw: So, how was everybody's day?
Sheldon: I'm done with high school.
George: What does that mean?
Sheldon: Well, I don't learn anything there, and I don't want to go anymore.
Mary: Well, where do you think you're gonna go?
Georgie: Who cares? Let him go.

Mary: Now, Shelly, I appreciate that you want to expand your horizons, but how would you even get there? The school's an hour away. I'm working, your dad's working.
Georgie: Again, who cares? Let him go.
Missy: He could hitchhike.
Georgie: Perfect.

Georgie: Can we put on Soul Train?
George: Why?
Georgie: There's a girl on there I kind of want to marry.

Herschel Sparks: So, what's going on with your truck, other than the fact it's got 130,000 miles on it?
George: She's been running hot. I'm worried I need a new radiator.
Herschel Sparks: As your friend and neighbor, I hope not, but as a businessman, that'd be pretty sweet.
Georgie: It could just be the thermostat not opening right.
Herschel Sparks: That is correct.
George: How'd you know that?
Georgie: I took auto repair last year.
George: And you actually paid attention?
Georgie: I'm as surprised as you are.

Georgie: [to a tire] Talk to me. Tell me where it hurts. [ESCAPING AIR STOPS] Gotcha.
George: I got goose bumps.

Missy: I actually missed you.
Meemaw: Ain't that nice?
Sheldon: What about me did you miss?
Missy: I don't know.
Sheldon: Well, think about it and get back to me.
Georgie: Ha, he gave you homework.

Georgie: [inner monologue] My dearest Veronica-
[out loud] No.
[inner monologue] My beloved Veronica-
[out loud] Better. It's got "love" in it.
[inner monologue] Every minute I'm away from you is an eternity. But it feels longer than that.
I can't eat, I can't sleep, it's like there's a hole in my heart that only your love can fill.
[out loud] So true.
[inner monologue] And yes, I know about Dustin, but he can't love you the way I do. Because my love is the kind of love that is true love. The kind that lovers feel when they're in love.
[out loud] Beautiful.
[inner monologue] So in conclusion, I hope, no, I pray, I hope and pray that you'll give me the chance to be the boyfriend you deserve. And when the time is right, I'm able to shower you with diamonds, houses, boats, and cars, the husband of your dreams. Loving you with my heart, my soul, and my lips, Georgie Cooper.

George: Going somewhere?
Georgie: Alaska. Gonna work on the pipeline.
George: Alaska, huh? That-That's pretty far.
Georgie: Not far enough, but it'll have to do.

George: Look, Georgie, I know it feels bad right now, but I promise it'll get better.
Georgie: How's it gonna get better? Veronica thinks I'm a jerk, and everyone in the school's calling me Lovey Cooper.
George: Ooh, that is not a good name.

Veronica: Dustin broke up with me.
Georgie: What?
Veronica: He said I was immature.
Georgie: Is he crazy? Everything about you screams womanhood.

Georgie: Hi. I was wondering if you wanted to grab a bite to eat at the Waffle House? Not like a date. But as someone who recently had his heart broke, I think I could help.
Veronica: Who broke your heart?
Georgie: You did.
Veronica: Oh. Yeah.
Georgie: I'm just saying, I know what you're going through. So if you need a friend with a pocket full of waffle money.

George: TV's asking me for some kind of code.
Georgie: Yeah, that's the parental control lock.
George: So how do I take it off?
Georgie: You don't. This is my cable that I bought with my money.
George: You got to be kidding me.
Georgie: Here's an idea, how about you go read a book?
George: Oh, this isn't over, little man. Not by a long shot!

Pastor Jeff: [on the phone with Mary] I know. But we put so much thought into my clothes, we didn't even think about what she'd be wearing.
Georgie: [coming on line] Why? What's she wearing?
Mary: Georgie, you hang up that phone right now!

Georgie: Got your beer.
Meemaw: They give you any problem?
Georgie: Nah. Change.
Meemaw: You keep it. Hey. I may be too drunk to drive, but I still can count to six. [chuckles]

Sheldon: Why are we being sneaky? I thought you said we have permission.
Georgie: We do. I just don't want anybody knowing about our platinum.
Sheldon: Smart. Last week, I bragged about having a Nutter Butter, and some rat stole it right out of my lunch bag.
Georgie: Well, it sure wasn't me.