[Georgie and his dad place a mattress up against the bathroom window]
Georgie: Is this my bed?
George: Yeah.
Georgie: Aw, it took me an hour to make it.

Sheldon: Oh, man. You won't believe what's happening at Meemaw's house.
George: Is it more interesting than Who's the Boss?
Georgie: Doubt it.

Georgie: Why don't they want to test me?
George: Georgie, not now.
Georgie: 'Cause I'm available.

Mary: Georgie?
Georgie: Um, I'm thankful for my job at the auto shop. Uh, let's see- Oh, Alyssa Milano from Who's the Boss? She's really hot. That's about it.
Mary: That's wonderful.

[After Georgie boxes up his dirty magazines and takes them to the garage]
Sheldon: What's in there?
Georgie: Don't open it.
Sheldon: But what's in there?
Georgie: Don't open it.

Georgie: Be the Danza. Be the Zanda.

Georgie: Here, let me show you around.
Veronica: Oh. O-Okay.
Georgie: Of course you remember the living room, where we have our prayer group. And this is the dining room. That's where we'll dine. But in the mornings, we dine in the kitchen.
Of course, if you'd like a snack, that'd be in the refrigerator or the pantry. You know, where your snack foods would be.
Veronica: Sure.
Georgie: Washer, dryer. Plus, we got those little sheets that smell nice and fight static cling. And here's our entertainment room.
Veronica: Hey, guys.
Missy: Hi.
Sheldon: Hello.
Georgie: We don't have cable, but we do have all three major broadcast networks. Here's the bathroom, for hygiene and whatnot. And here's where you'll be sleeping.
Veronica: Did I take your room?
Georgie: Yes, but I'll be on the couch. Which is right near the TV and the kitchen, so I'm peachy.

Mary: I thought you were hanging out with Veronica tonight.
Georgie: We were supposed to, but then she invited a bunch of her choir friends over, and it turned into a stupid Bible study. No offense.
Pastor Jeff: None taken.

Georgie: Veronica says I'm the nicest guy she knows. She also says she only wants to date nice guys. Does that mean she wants to date me?
Pastor Jeff: I bet she doesn't.
Georgie: No, she does not. Doesn't make any sense.
Pastor Jeff: Nothing they do makes any sense.

George: Can I get back to the game?
Georgie: Fine. I don't need your money. I have my own.
George: Then why are we having this conversation?
Georgie: 'Cause I'd rather lose your money than mine. See? Vision.

Phyllis: Someone likes snow globes.
Georgie: I hope so. I don't want 'em.

Missy: You didn't sell a single snow globe?
George: Now, don't give your brother a hard time. He took some initiative, and I admire that.
Georgie: Thank you.
George: I mean, the snow globes were silly, but I bet your next idea will be great.
Georgie: They're not silly.
George: I'm glad you feel that way, 'cause you got 50 of them.
Georgie: I'm gonna sell them all just to prove you wrong.
Meemaw: Well, now I know it's a peeing contest between you and your daddy, I'll take two.
Georgie: Well, all right. Mom, you're not crazy about Dad. Want to buy a snow globe?

Mr. Strover: I already accepted Jesus in my heart.
Georgie: No. I'm selling these Texas snow globes.
Mr. Strover: I have enough crap in my house.
Georgie: Crap? You love Texas, right?
Mr. Strover: [sighs] Well, sure.
Georgie: And who doesn't like snow? Sleds and snowball fights.
Mr. Strover: I remember it snowed hard here once when I was a kid.
Georgie: That must have been amazing.
Mr. Strover: It was. They cancelled school. Me and my brother built a snow fort in the backyard.
Georgie: That's cool. My brother and I love doing stuff together. We're really close.
Mr. Strover: I hadn't thought about that day in a long time.
Georgie: Well, what if that memory was just one shake away?
Mr. Strover: How much?
Georgie: Five dollars.
Mr. Strover: Fine. I'll take it.
Georgie: How about you get one for your brother?
Mr. Strover: I don't know. He married some Yankee gal and moved to Connecticut.
Georgie: But he's still your brother.
Mr. Strover: Aw, what the hell. She's gonna leave him at some point.

George: I had to get to practice, and I made a decision. He was in the building, he was safe, and he was learning.
Mary: He is never gonna improve his social skills if he's sitting all alone. He has to be around people.
George: Sounds like you know what he needs, go fix it.
Mary: 'Cause I have to do everything, right?
Georgie: Oh. Someone's sleeping on the couch tonight.
George: Get out of here!

Georgie: Hey? What you buying?
Preston: M&Ms?
Georgie: Cool. Peanut or plain?
Preston: Am I in trouble?
Georgie: You are if you waste your money on that machine.
Preston: What?
Georgie: I'm selling the same stuff for half the price.
Preston: Cool. Oh, you got Abba-Zabas?
Georgie: Do I have Abba-Zabas.
Preston: ... Do you?
Georgie: Yeah.