George Jr.: Okay, when you're telling a lie, it's important to throw in some details. Like, when I was wanted to spend the night at Ricky's house, and Mom asked me if his mom and dad were gonna be home, I said, not only are they be gonna be home, his dad was gonna teach us how to cook turkey legs in the smoker.
Sheldon: I like turkey legs. Were they good?
George Jr.: There weren't any turkey legs, you dope. His parents were in Branson.
Sheldon: That's incredible. I totally believed you.
George Jr.: Details. Now get out of here, I got to finish reading this.
Sheldon: Thank you, Georgie, that was very helpful.

George Sr.: You really want to quit football to go work in a garage?
George Jr.: Hell yeah.
George Sr.: I thought you loved the game.
George Jr.: I do, but look at me. I weigh 125 pounds.
George Sr.: That's not important.
George Jr.: It's not? Every time I get tackled, somebody's got to run over with smelling salts just to wake me back up.
George Sr.: Well, this isn't your decision. You're gonna play football.
George Jr.: You can't make me.
George Sr.: Oh yeah? Wait and see.
George Jr.: Screw this.

Adult Sheldon: It's typical for young people to admire rock stars. For my sister, it was Cyndi Lauper. For my brother, it was Bon Jovi.
George Jr.: Well, Jon, we look good.

George Jr.: Okay, here we go. "From that time, Jesus began to preach and say 'Repent, c-change your inner self, your old way of thinking, regret past sins, live your life in a way that proves repentance: seek God's purpose for your life." Powerful stuff. Can I get an amen?
All: Amen.
Mary: Amen.

[Georgie and his dad place a mattress up against the bathroom window]
George Jr.: Is this my bed?
George Sr.: Yeah.
George Jr.: Aw, it took me an hour to make it.

George Jr.: Okay, seat belts, everybody.
Sheldon: Please drive slowly.
George Jr.: Relax. I know what I'm doin'.

Missy: How about I put the radio on real low?
George Jr.: Shut up.

George Sr.: Be cool.
George Jr.: I'm cool. You be cool.
[George Sr. fidgeting in his leather chair, making a lot of noise, accidentally knocks something over.]
George Jr.: Real cool.

Mary: Oh, come on, sit up front with your daddy. He doesn't get to spend enough time with you.
George Jr.: I called shotgun.
Mary: George.
George Sr.: We'll flip a coin. All right? Georgie, call it.
George Jr.: Heads.
George Sr.: Tails.
George Jr.: Dang it.
George Sr.: Sheldon, you won. You get to ride up front.
Sheldon: Can't we do two out of three?
George Sr.: You won. Get in the car.
George Jr.: What's the point in calling shotgun?

George Jr.: Dead armadillo. That's three for me.

George Jr.: You going to apologize? Dad! Dad! If you are, bring back meat!

George Sr.: Okay, water's definitely on. Try it now.
George Jr.: We want delicate or regular?
George Sr.: It doesn't matter, just turn it on.
George Jr.: Let's go with delicate to be safe.

George Jr.: The only thing you need to worry about in detention is staying close to the teacher. If he leaves the room, you go with him.
Sheldon: Why?
George Jr.: 'Cause you're gonna get your "A" word kicked.
Sheldon: Are you saying I'll be in physical danger?
George Jr.: It's all the worst kids in school in one room for an hour. What do you think's gonna happen?
Sheldon: I thought we were gonna spend the time regretting our actions and thinking about how we could be better in the future.
George Jr.: Well, you thought wrong. Get lost.
Sheldon: You're both mean and nice to me. It's confusing.

George Sr.: He still has to spend his day doing chores. Can't sit around playing with his trains.
George Jr.: Yeah, put him to work. Good parenting, Dad.
George Sr.: Oh, I'm glad you approve.
George Jr.: I do.

George Jr.: Where's Mom?
Meemaw: Chewing out the guy who runs the comic book store.
George Jr.: Why?
Meemaw: She found an inappropriate comic that Sheldon had and went ballistic.
Missy: She also took my Cosmo.
George Jr.: What's a Cosmo?
Missy: A magazine for today's woman.
George Jr.: Sucks for you.

Missy: Can you help me?
George Jr.: With what?
Missy: I don't understand my homework.
George Jr.: You're asking me? I don't understand my own homework.

George Jr.: So, the first one on your homework is, "Most people in the country."
Missy: I don't see an action word.
George Jr.: Neither do I.
Missy: Georgie, I don't think this is a sentence.
George Jr.: I think you're right.
Missy: Now I just have to fix it.
George Jr.: Put a verb in there, girl.

Meemaw: Oh, I hear they're opening an Olive Garden where the old Sizzler used to be.
Mary: On Hampton Road?
Meemaw: Yeah.
George Sr.: I don't think that was a Sizzler. That was a Chi-Chi's.
Meemaw: No, the Chi-Chi's is on Bedford, across from the Payless Shoes.
George Jr.: She's right. Because, one time, we got shoes and then we got Chi-Chi's. That was a good day.

Erica: Does Sheldon make you feel stupid?
George Jr.: Nah, I'm smart in other ways.
Missy: Me, too.
George Jr.: Hey, I saw an old TV in the alley. Want to go throw rocks at it?

Veronica: Hey. What's up?
Sheldon: This is my brother Georgie. He wanted to meet you.
Veronica: Really?
George Jr.: Really.
Veronica: I like your hair.
George Jr.: Uh, me, too.