George Jr. Quote #55

Quote from George Jr. in the episode A Sneeze, Detention, and Sissy Spacek

Sheldon: What are you doing?
Georgie: Nothing.
Sheldon: Is that chewing tobacco?
Georgie: It's chocolate Bazooka. What do you want?

George Jr. Quotes

Quote from the episode A Computer, a Plastic Pony, and a Case of Beer

Georgie: What are you doing?
George: Separating the whites from the colors.
Georgie: Whoa, that's racist.

Quote from the episode A Computer, a Plastic Pony, and a Case of Beer

Georgie: Maybe you should go across the street and apologize.
George: I can't do that.
Georgie: Why not?
George: 'Cause if I do, it sets a bad precedent.
Georgie: What's Nixon got to do with it?
George: What?
Georgie: You said "bad president," like Nixon. You know, this guy.

Quote from the episode A God-Fearin' Baptist and a Hot Trophy Husband

Georgie: Okay, in my defense...
Meemaw: You have no defense. You're an idiot.
Georgie: That was a big part of my defense.

‘A Sneeze, Detention, and Sissy Spacek’ Quotes

Quote from Meemaw

Meemaw: Mind if I take a crack at catching the Road Runner?
Mary: What are you gonna do that I couldn't do?
Meemaw: Oh, a little trick I learned trying to get prairie dogs out of the hole. Of course we'd whack off their heads with a golf club. I'm not gonna do that to Sheldon.

Quote from George Jr.

Georgie: I think the saddest part about it is just how sad it is.

Quote from Meemaw

Meemaw: Oh, Lord, I think I'm gonna wet myself.