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113. A Sneeze, Detention, and Sissy Spacek
February 1, 2018After Sheldon's teacher sneezes in class he decides to brave the school's punishment and skip class in a bid to avoid catching the flu. As more and more people appear to be sick, Sheldon's fear of the flu rises and he takes extreme measures to insulate himself from illness.
Quote from George Jr.
Georgie: I think the saddest part about it is just how sad it is.
Quote from Adult Sheldon
Adult Sheldon: As you can see, my meemaw successfully lured me back into the world by reminding me of my brave Texas ancestors. Their blood ran through my veins. I was a true son of the Lone Star State. Albeit a true son with an incredibly fragile immune system. I woke up the next morning with a temperature of 102 and a head packed full of mucus.
Quote from Meemaw
Meemaw: Mind if I take a crack at catching the Road Runner?
Mary: What are you gonna do that I couldn't do?
Meemaw: Oh, a little trick I learned trying to get prairie dogs out of the hole. Of course we'd whack off their heads with a golf club. I'm not gonna do that to Sheldon.
Quote from Meemaw
Mary: It's not funny.
Meemaw: Oh, come on, now. Sheldon in detention? That's funny.
Quote from Adult Sheldon
Adult Sheldon: I've been called a germophobe, but I do find a single sneeze acceptable. It could be caused by dust, allergies. Really, whatever nasal irritant floats your boat. However during flu season a second sneeze means a plague is upon the land, and it's every man for himself.
Quote from Adult Sheldon
Adult Sheldon: Enjoy this. It is, by far, the most athletic two minutes of my entire life.
Quote from George Jr.
Vanessa: Where's your brother?
Georgie: Home.
Vanessa: Is he okay?
Georgie: Yeah, he's just- Actually, it's not looking good for him. He might not make it.
Vanessa: Oh, that's terrible.
Georgie: I know. I love him so much. If anything ever happened, I don't know what I'd do.
Vanessa: Aw. [reaches out and holds Georgie's hand, Georgie smiles]
Quote from Meemaw
Meemaw: Just when you think he's gonna zig, you get a big old zag.
Quote from Meemaw
Meemaw: Listen to me, buster.
Sheldon: Okay.
Meemaw: You are a lot of things, Sheldon. You are cute, smart, hygienic. But most of all you are a Texan.
Sheldon: So?
Meemaw: So Texans aren't afraid of nothin'! Rattlesnakes, Indians, the Mexican Army. Do you imagine that Sam Houston was scared of a little old cold?
Sheldon: No.
Meemaw: Jim Bowie?
Sheldon: No.
Meemaw: Sissy Spacek?
Sheldon: I guess not?
Meemaw: You're damn right, because they're Texans through and through. Now I want you to quit hiding in this plastic bubble, and I want you to come out here and eat your cookies out in the world like a man! Like a Texan man!
Quote from Mary
Mary: [sings] Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur. Happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr, purr, purr.
Sheldon: Sing it again, Mom.
Mary: First, blow your nose.
Sheldon: [blows nose]
Mary: [sings] Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur. Happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr, purr, purr.
Quote from Sheldon
Sheldon: Why do you keep smiling?
Mary: You need to look at your mask, baby.
Sheldon: Missy!
Quote from George Jr.
Ms. MacElroy: A simile directly compares two things, using the words "like" and "as". "I slept like a log." "I'm hungry as a horse."
Georgie: "Your love is like bad medicine."
Ms. MacElroy: Exactly.
Georgie: That's Bon Jovi.
Ms. MacElroy: Okay.
Georgie: His hair is awesome.
Ms. MacElroy: Moving on.
Quote from Sheldon
Sheldon: I have detention tomorrow, and I thought you could give me some tips.
Georgie: That was pretty badass, you walking out of class like that.
Sheldon: It was not my intention to be bad "A" word, but thank you.
Quote from Sheldon
Sheldon: Hello. I'm here for detention. Where is the teacher?
Ned: Not here yet.
Sheldon: Oh. I have three dollars. Feel free to share it with the others.