Mandy: Hey, where are my folks?
[George shares a look with Mary]
Mandy: Oh, what'd she do?
Mary: I-I don't want to put you in the middle.
Georgie: Great. I'm gonna make a plate before Dad finishes it all.
George: What? I... There's 14 pounds.
Georgie: We're saying the same thing, big boy.

Mandy: They're making decisions about our child without talking to us. That's totally unacceptable.
Georgie: I'm right there with you. Not cool.
Mandy: Okay, so what are we gonna do about it?
Georgie: Well, I'm gonna talk to both of 'em and make it real clear there'll be no more baptizing. We are done with that.
Mandy: I forget sometimes what a child you are.
Georgie: You know, when you say hurtful stuff like that, you sound a little like your mother.
Mandy: Say that again.
Georgie: Kind of wish I never said it the first time.
Mandy: Mm-hmm.
Georgie: [quietly] Why do I even talk?

Lyndon: All right. Let's get started.
Meemaw: Could you show a little respect and stand up?
Lyndon: One of those. George Marshall Cooper Jr., do you take Amanda Elizabeth McAllister to be your lawfully wedded wife?
Georgie: I do.
Lyndon: Amanda Elizabeth McAllister, do you take George Marshall Cooper Jr. to be your lawfully wedded husband?
Mandy: I do.
Lyndon: By the power vested in me by the great state of Texas, I now pronounce you husband and wife. [Mandy laughs] You may kiss the bride. [applause]
Meemaw: You can sit down now.

Georgie: You know, through all the rush, we didn't really talk about it, but are you gonna take my name?
Mandy: Is it important to you?
Georgie: I don't know, I'd kind of like people to know we're a family. You know, the Coopers, Georgie and Mandy Cooper. [laughs softly] I'd go to a barbecue at their house. [both chuckle]
Mandy: Well, why don't you take my name?
Georgie: I'm trying to have a serious conversation, and you're making jokes.
Mandy: Why is it a joke?
Georgie: Maybe that'd fly in New York City, but in Texas, I'd get my ass kicked.
Mandy: Maybe we should move to New York City.
Georgie: Okay, there's just some things you don't joke about.

Mandy: Just so you know, my plans include more than making babies so they can pick on each other. I want a career.
Georgie: I support that.
Mandy: And maybe go back to school.
Georgie: Curveball, but okay. I don't have to go back to school, do I?
Mandy: Oh, no, sweetheart.
Georgie: Thank you.

Georgie: You know, we should really start looking for our own place.
Mandy: You think?
Georgie: I mean, the gambling room's doing great, and since we put in the roulette wheel, we're basically printing money.
Mandy: [sighs] Sure would like to have my own bathroom.
Georgie: [sighs] Your own bathroom, one of them walk-in shoe closets like on Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous. And carpet everywhere, even in the kitchen.
Mandy: That's a terrible idea.
Georgie: 'Cause of spilling and crumbs, sure.

Georgie: Who's that guy?
Mandy: It's Donny Osmond.
Georgie: Never heard of him.
Mandy: You know, Donny and Marie?
Georgie: Sometimes I forget how old you are.
Mandy: Thank you.

Mandy: I'm sorry about my mom.
Georgie: You kidding? We got a double bed and an indoor bathroom. She can spit in my Corn Flakes, and I'm a happy camper.
Mandy: Good, 'cause she might.
Georgie: Don't worry. I'll win her over.
Mandy: She thinks you ruined my life.
Georgie: So? You thought I ruined your life, and you married me.

Mandy: We're gonna be okay, right?
Georgie: Oh, of course.
Mandy: How can you be so sure?
Georgie: Hey, you didn't just marry a pretty boy like Danny over here.
Mandy: Donny.
Georgie: Yeah, him. You know, I'm the hardest worker you'll ever meet. When I see something I want, I don't stop till I get it.
Mandy: You are relentless.

Georgie: Got your eggs, everything on the list.
Audrey: Thank you.
Georgie: Also filled out an application to be a bag boy while I was there.
Audrey: Oh. Wonderful. My son-in-law, the bag boy.
Georgie: It's only temporary. I'll make my way up to cashier, then night manager, then manager-manager, then regional supervisor, then it's just a hop, skip and a jump to HQ. That's short for headquarters.
Audrey: You can do all that without a high school diploma?
Georgie: If you're a member of the can-do club.
Audrey: God help me. [exits]
Georgie: I'll just put these away.
Mandy: [enters] What's the can-do club, and why is my mom so mad about it?

Georgie: And the wolf said, "I'm gonna huff and puff and blow your house down." [Audrey stands in the doorway] Don't worry. Daddy'll never let that happen to you. I'm gonna keep you safe. [chuckles] Uh-oh. Somebody needs a new diaper. Come on, let's get you one. Oh, hey. She's got you and Mandy's good looks, but... phew... she poops like her dad. [laughs]
Audrey: Lovely. [walks off]
Georgie: [to CeeCee] Your grandma's coming around on me. [laughs] Yeah, she is.

Mandy: And stop defending her.
Georgie: I'm not defending her. I was just taught to respect my elders.
Mandy: I'm your elder.
Georgie: When I say that, you get mad.
Mandy: Yeah, 'cause you shouldn't say it.
Georgie: Yes, ma'am. [nods]
Mandy: Oh. Oh, you think you're funny?
Georgie: No, ma'am. [shakes head]
Mandy: Mm-hmm. [exits]

Mandy: I'm upset. That's a lot of babysitters to lose.
Meemaw: I'm still here.
Georgie: Yeah, but your bedtime's earlier than CeeCee's.
Meemaw: Only when I'm drinking.

Georgie: Hey.
George: Hey.
Georgie: Should you be up there?
George: Yeah, the realtor said we'd get a better price if the roof was in good shape. I'm just taking a look.
Georgie: Yeah, but a man your age. And size.
George: Did you come out here to insult me?
Georgie: Mom sent me out here to help. The insults just come natural.

Georgie: You even know what you're looking for?
George: Broken shingles, loose flashing.
Georgie: Loose flashing? How do you even know that?
George: Is it weird that I know things?
Georgie: Not weird, just surprising.