Georgie: You might want to open a window.
George: Oh, boy.

Missy: It's gonna be weird around here without Sheldon.
Georgie: Don't you mean less weird?
Meemaw: That's not nice.
Georgie: I wasn't trying for nice.

George: This little tiff between your mom and me will blow over. Don't make a big deal of it.
Georgie: I'm not. I'm just saying I'm better suited to the single life.
George: And how do you picture that?
Georgie: Okay, well, you know the buffet at Golden Corral, where there's all kinds of choices and you can have as much as you want?
George: Yeah.
Georgie: It'll be like that, only with hot girls.
George: Georgie, I'll bet you a thousand dollars you're married before you're 25.
Georgie: You got a bet. I feel like I'm stealing your money.

Georgie: What's for breakfast?
George: I don't know. Grab a bowl of cereal.
Georgie: Mom usually makes us eggs and toast and the occasional meat.
George: Well, Mom isn't here, is she?
Georgie: Whoa. Somebody woke up on the wrong side of the bed. And you had a choice 'cause you had the whole bed.

Georgie: Mom and Dad are fighting because you want to get a stupid computer.
Sheldon: What are you talking about?
Georgie: Mom wanted to buy it for you, Dad said they couldn't afford it, Meemaw offered to pay for it, and now I'm eating pineapple spears for lunch. I hate making my own lunch.

Computer: Hello, I am Eliza.
Georgie: [typing] Eliza, are you hot?
Computer: In your fantasies, am I hot?
Georgie: [typing] Oh yes.
Sheldon: You realize you're not talking to a real person.
Georgie: Hey, get out of here. I'm about to score.

Ms. MacElroy: A simile directly compares two things, using the words "like" and "as". "I slept like a log." "I'm hungry as a horse."
Georgie: "Your love is like bad medicine."
Ms. MacElroy: Exactly.
Georgie: That's Bon Jovi.
Ms. MacElroy: Okay.
Georgie: His hair is awesome.
Ms. MacElroy: Moving on.

Georgie: You missed a spot, weirdo.
Sheldon: I see it.

Mary: Georgie, I need to talk to you, and wake up, you're gonna be late.
Georgie: Got it covered. I sleep in my clothes.

Georgie: What's Sheldon doing?
Mary: Cooking his own dinner.
Georgie: Why?
Mary: He wants to take care of himself like an adult.
Georgie: I plan on putting that off for as long as possible.
George: Really? It's a plan?

Georgie: It's nice when the kids are in bed, and we can just hang out and relax.
George: I'm not even gonna respond to that.

Missy: Do you really see a dead body?
Meemaw: Sometimes.
Sheldon: How close do you get to it?
Meemaw: Real close, if you want.
Missy: And the clothes they're wearing, is that the clothes they become a ghost in?
Georgie: Depends. In the movie Ghost, Patrick Swayze has on the outfit that he dies in. Casper runs around butt naked.
Missy: Maybe he died naked.
Georgie: That's fun to think about.
Meemaw: And y'all wonder why you're not at the funeral.

Georgie: With God as my witness, I've never been to the dog track in my life.
Meemaw: She knows.
Georgie: Oh, I've been there a bunch.

Mary: Okay, here's what's gonna happen: you and you are staying at her house until I say otherwise.
Georgie: One could argue I was the hero in this story.
Mary: You went gambling and you drove without a license and you lied to my face.
Georgie: Heroically.

Mary: What are you doing?
Georgie: What's it look like? I'm here for Bible study.
Mary: Did you just take a shower?
Georgie: No.
Mary: [SNIFFS] You did, too.
Georgie: So I want to be clean for Jesus. Get off my back.