George Jr. Quote #71
Quote from George Jr. in the episode A Mother, a Child, and a Blue Man's Backside
Georgie: What's Sheldon doing?
Mary: Cooking his own dinner.
Georgie: Why?
Mary: He wants to take care of himself like an adult.
Georgie: I plan on putting that off for as long as possible.
George: Really? It's a plan?
George Jr. Quotes
Quote from the episode A Computer, a Plastic Pony, and a Case of Beer
Georgie: What are you doing?
George: Separating the whites from the colors.
Georgie: Whoa, that's racist.
Quote from the episode A Computer, a Plastic Pony, and a Case of Beer
Georgie: Maybe you should go across the street and apologize.
George: I can't do that.
Georgie: Why not?
George: 'Cause if I do, it sets a bad precedent.
Georgie: What's Nixon got to do with it?
George: What?
Georgie: You said "bad president," like Nixon. You know, this guy.
Quote from the episode A God-Fearin' Baptist and a Hot Trophy Husband
Georgie: Okay, in my defense...
Meemaw: You have no defense. You're an idiot.
Georgie: That was a big part of my defense.
‘A Mother, a Child, and a Blue Man's Backside’ Quotes
Quote from Meemaw
Georgie: Hey, now that you're treating him like an adult, can I have his allowance?
George: That allowance is for chores, which you already don't do.
Georgie: Come on. We all know I'm your favorite.
Meemaw: You're not even his third favorite.
Quote from Adult Sheldon
Adult Sheldon: My new adult responsibilities began that night. Luckily, a cookbook is nothing more than a set of instructions. And if there's one thing I shine at, it's following instructions.
Quote from Adult Sheldon
Adult Sheldon: In that moment, I was so angry with her, I almost opened the jar.