Vanessa: Where's your brother?
Georgie: Home.
Vanessa: Is he okay?
Georgie: Yeah, he's just- Actually, it's not looking good for him. He might not make it.
Vanessa: Oh, that's terrible.
Georgie: I know. I love him so much. If anything ever happened, I don't know what I'd do.
Vanessa: Aw. [reaches out and holds Georgie's hand, Georgie smiles]

Georgie: Thanks for waking me up.
Mary: I woke you up 40 minutes ago.
Georgie: Well, you didn't do a very good job.

Georgie: What are you doing?
Sheldon: Suppressing my emotions.
Georgie: Oh, yeah? Suppress this. [BELCHES] [BLOWS] [WHISPERS] Hot dogs.

Veronica: I thought Dustin was different. I thought he wanted to live a Christian life like me. But all he wanted is what every guy wants.
Georgie: [SCOFFS] Guys.
Veronica: Oh, please, you're all the same.
Georgie: Hey. You rejected me, you punched me in the face, and I'm still here. Happy eating waffles with you.
Veronica: Georgie, do you really think you're capable of just being my friend?
Georgie: That's a good question. My brain says yes.
Veronica: What about the rest of you?
Georgie: Honestly, I wouldn't trust it.

Tam: We were forced to live in a refugee camp, where the only thing we had to eat were pigeons and rats.
Georgie: Ha! That's a job for hot sauce.

Sheldon: What do you see?
Georgie: Darkness.
Sheldon: Try harder.
Georgie: Wait. I see Elle Macpherson in a bikini. Ooh, it just fell off.

Georgie: You know that movie E.T.? The kid who finds him, his name is Elliott, which starts with an "E" and ends with a "T". Coincidence? I don't think so.
George: You're gonna live with us forever, aren't you?

Georgie: Hey, can I ask my girlfriend to the prom on TV? It would blow her mind.

Georgie: What is this?
Meemaw: That's the exercise guy Meemaw likes.
Georgie: I can't believe anyone pays money to watch old people sweat.
Missy: 40 bucks?
Georgie: They sold over a million of those? At 40 bucks a pop? Do you know how much money that must be?
Missy: I'm not a calculator.
[later:]
Georgie: 40 times... one million. That's 40 million!
Missy: Whoa.

George: Where are the damn filters?
Mary: They're in the cabinet, where they always are.
Georgie: These two, fighting like the Serbs and Croatians in Bosnia.

Mary: I don't know, I think his education should come first.
Georgie: Come on, Mom. It's not like I'm gonna graduate "val-dictator-torian."

Georgie: Where's the water come out of?
George: Well, seeing as that's the dryer, nowhere.
Georgie: Hmm. So this one's the washer?
George: No foolin' you.

Georgie: All right, I'm just gonna come out and ask it: what the heck is a colleague?

Tam: So, for many years, my mother and my sisters and I were very poor and very often didn't have much to eat. Then, when he was released-
Georgie: What'd they teach him at the reeducation camp?
Tam: How to be a communist.
Georgie: Cool, like in Rambo.

Georgie: Ooh.
George: Found it?
Georgie: No, this is her French toast.
George: You're not looking for French toast.
Georgie: She does make it good, though.