George Jr. Quote #15
Quote from George Jr. in the episode A Solar Calculator, a Game Ball, and a Cheerleader's Bosom
George Jr.: Fourth down.
George Sr.: Gotta punt.
Missy: Gotta.
Sheldon: Statistically, always punting on fourth down makes no sense.
George Jr.: Statistically, you're a dumbass.
George Jr. Quotes
Quote from the episode A Sneeze, Detention, and Sissy Spacek
George Jr.: I think the saddest part about it is just how sad it is.
Quote from the episode A Computer, a Plastic Pony, and a Case of Beer
George Jr.: What are you doing?
George Sr.: Separating the whites from the colors.
George Jr.: Whoa, that's racist.
Quote from the episode Rockets, Communists, and the Dewey Decimal System
George Jr.: So, Vietnam, like in Rambo.
Tam: Yes.
George Jr.: That's a cool movie.
Tam: Yes.
George Jr.: Are you in it?
Tam: No.
‘A Solar Calculator, a Game Ball, and a Cheerleader's Bosom’ Quotes
Quote from Tam
Tam: Hey, I've been looking all over for you. Do you know how popular we are?
Sheldon: We?
Tam: Yeah. I put the word out I was helping you with the football stats. And since I'm Asian, they bought it.
Quote from Adult Sheldon
Adult Sheldon: In Texas, the Holy Trinity is God, football and barbeque, not necessarily in that order.
Quote from Sheldon
Sheldon: Well, I'm glad you're enjoying it.
Tam: You're not?
Sheldon: I was touched 82 times this afternoon.
Tam: What do you mean, "touched"?
Sheldon: Not inappropriately. Joyfully. Affectionately. A cheerleader hugged me to her bosom.
Tam: That's amazing. [goes to high five Sheldon]
Sheldon: No more high fives. I can't keep washing my hands.