Dr. John Sturgis Quotes

Quote from the episode Gluons, Guacamole, and the Color Purple

Dr. John Sturgis: Now, how do chimichangas work?
Meemaw: I have no idea.
Dr. John Sturgis: Well, I think we should try and find out.

Quote from the episode Summer Sausage, a Pocket Poncho, and Tony Danza

Dr. John Sturgis: Sorry I'm a little late. My pant leg got stuck in the chain.