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Dr. John Sturgis Quotes
Quote from the episode Gluons, Guacamole, and the Color Purple
Dr. John Sturgis: Now, how do chimichangas work?
Meemaw: I have no idea.
Dr. John Sturgis: Well, I think we should try and find out.
Quote from the episode Summer Sausage, a Pocket Poncho, and Tony Danza
Dr. John Sturgis: Sorry I'm a little late. My pant leg got stuck in the chain.
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