George Sr. Quotes
Quote from the episode A Brisket, Voodoo, and Cannonball Run
Butcher: Can I help you?
George Sr.: Matter of fact, you can. You pull them all together I need 12 pounds of prime Angus with a medium deckle, ideally slaughtered in the spring, no later than mid-June.
Quote from the episode A Brisket, Voodoo, and Cannonball Run
George Sr.: Could you grind my root for me? I-I'm-a I'm-a rub it on brisket.
Quote from the episode A Brisket, Voodoo, and Cannonball Run
George Sr.: Connie, you evil bitch!
Quote from the episode A Brisket, Voodoo, and Cannonball Run
George Sr.: Hey. I get it. I have a daughter. I wouldn't want her bringing home someone like that. But I've come a hell of a long way since then.
Meemaw: Okay, you're right. George, I'm sorry.
George Sr.: That means more to me than any recipe. Come here.
Quote from the episode A Brisket, Voodoo, and Cannonball Run
George Sr.: Here we go, maiden voyage. Mmm, mmm. Hot damn.
Quote from the episode Cape Canaveral, Schrodinger's Cat, and Cyndi Lauper's Hair
Sheldon: Fine, the cat's name is Mittens.
George Jr.: Because he has little white feet?
Sheldon: Sure.
George Sr.: So, in this thought experiment, do you think Mittens is dead or alive?
Sheldon: There's no way of saying until you open the box.
George Jr.: Oh, come on.
Sheldon: Optimistically, I would choose to believe he's alive.
George Jr.: Yes!
George Sr.: Oh, thank goodness.
Quote from the episode Cape Canaveral, Schrodinger's Cat, and Cyndi Lauper's Hair
George Jr.: Dad, can we go to Reptile World?
George Sr.: No.
George Jr.: They a got snake so big it can eat a whole chicken.
George Sr.: Oh, well, in that case, no.
Quote from the episode Cape Canaveral, Schrodinger's Cat, and Cyndi Lauper's Hair
George Sr.: You two share that bed, I'll take this one.
Sheldon: No.
George Jr.: Nuh-uh.
George Sr.: Come on, fellas, I'm the biggest. It makes sense that I get a bed to myself.
Sheldon: No.
George Jr.: Nuh-uh.
George Sr.: We'll flip for it. Georgie, call it.
George Jr.: Heads.
George Sr.: Not your day.
George Jr.: Dang it.
Sheldon: That looked like heads.
George Sr.: Go brush your teeth.
Quote from the episode An Eagle Feather, a String Bean, and an Eskimo
Meemaw: All I am saying is that this would be a great opportunity for Sheldon.
Mary: I know, you're right.
George Sr.: Whoa, she's right? I said the same thing in Petersen's office, you looked at me like I was an idiot. Yeah, that's the look.
Quote from the episode An Eagle Feather, a String Bean, and an Eskimo
George Sr.: Not sure about these uniforms. Kinda froufrou.
Quote from the episode An Eagle Feather, a String Bean, and an Eskimo
Sheldon: Dad?
George Sr.: Yeah?
Sheldon: I'm glad you came to get me.
George Sr.: Me, too.
Quote from the episode A Computer, a Plastic Pony, and a Case of Beer
Mary: Where are you going?
George Sr.: To get a glass of milk.
George Jr.: He's lying. He's getting a beer.
George Sr.: Shut up, Georgie.
Quote from the episode A Computer, a Plastic Pony, and a Case of Beer
George Sr.: Button you pull, that's stupid.
Quote from the episode A Sneeze, Detention, and Sissy Spacek
George Sr.: I think I'll take the kids to school.
Mary: I'm sure he'll be out by the time you get home.
George Sr.: Not sure why you think that, but okay.
Quote from the episode Potato Salad, a Broomstick, and Dad's Whiskey
George Sr.: How about this? Go ahead and take the job. Yeah, if it turns out Sheldon and Missy can't look out for themselves for a couple hours after school, then well, we'll cross that bridge when we come to it.
Mary: Are you sure about this?
George Sr.: Yeah. Actually, probably good for 'em. Teach 'em a little responsibility.
Mary: That's exactly what my mom said.
George Sr.: Really? Well, I still like the idea.
Quote from the episode Dolomite, Apple Slices, and a Mystery Woman
George Sr.: Hey, Georgie, if you ever find a girlfriend, maybe you can go on a double date with your brother.
Mary: She's not his girlfriend.
George Jr.: And I can find one I'm just not looking.
George Sr.: We gotta get that Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue away from him before he's ruined forever.
Quote from the episode Jiu-jitsu, Bubble Wrap, and Yoo-hoo
George Sr.: I wonder if stray cats poop in that sandbox.
Quote from the episode Jiu-jitsu, Bubble Wrap, and Yoo-hoo
Mary: I thought you said you handled it next door.
George Sr.: I did say that.
Quote from the episode Jiu-jitsu, Bubble Wrap, and Yoo-hoo
George Sr.: Where you goin'?
Mary: To handle it.
George Sr.: Should've been you in the first place.
Mary: What?
George Sr.: Good luck!
Quote from the episode Jiu-jitsu, Bubble Wrap, and Yoo-hoo
Herschel Sparks: Hey, George. It has come to my attention that your wife went to speak with my wife at her place of work, - and, uh-
George Sr.: She send you over here?
Herschel Sparks: Uh, the-the important thing is that I'm here to tell you that, uh, Mary's behavior was inappropriate.
George Sr.: You know, it's interesting. When I came to your house, you were laughin', and now you're all serious. Why is that?
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