Adult Sheldon Quotes

Quote from the episode Summer Sausage, a Pocket Poncho, and Tony Danza

Adult Sheldon: During that time, I saw three cars drive by and a raccoon dragging a slice of pizza.

Quote from the episode A Dog, a Squirrel, and a Fish Named Fish

Adult Sheldon: In my life, I've often been accused of being a physical coward, and for the most part, those accusations are correct. But there have been times when I've shown great courage. This was one of them.

Quote from the episode A Dog, a Squirrel, and a Fish Named Fish

Adult Sheldon: And finally, a close encounter of the third kind, physical contact with a member of the canine species.

Quote from the episode A Dog, a Squirrel, and a Fish Named Fish

Adult Sheldon: The next step was to go face-to-face with real dogs. Albeit through a plate-glass window.
Sheldon: Okay, that's enough.

Quote from the episode A Dog, a Squirrel, and a Fish Named Fish

Adult Sheldon: The basic premise of the book was that phobias were overcome by taking incremental steps toward confronting the phobia in question.
In my case, that started with watching a TV show that was adored by children around the world, but for me, was the stuff of nightmares. [Scooby Doo playing on TV]

Quote from the episode A Dog, a Squirrel, and a Fish Named Fish

Sheldon: [DOG PANTING] Mom! [DOG BARKS]
Adult Sheldon: At least this time, sound came out. I call that progress.

Quote from the episode A Dog, a Squirrel, and a Fish Named Fish

Adult Sheldon: In physics, nothing feels better than predicting an outcome. I love predictability. The force of gravity: predictable. Nuclear fusion: predictable. My brother peeing in the shower: repulsive, but predictable. What isn't predictable: dogs. I've always been terrified of dogs. To me, they're nothing but big, furry question marks. Question marks with teeth.

Quote from the episode A Dog, a Squirrel, and a Fish Named Fish

Adult Sheldon: The Earth causes the same gravitational acceleration of everything, even a doll and a flying Ping-Pong ball. It's not often a man of science gets to say "Yippee ki-yay," and mean it, but-
Sheldon: Yippee ki-yay.

Quote from the episode A Dog, a Squirrel, and a Fish Named Fish

Adult Sheldon: It was a beautiful morning in East Texas. The kind of morning that made you want to get up, get dressed and test that acceleration due to gravity does not depend on an object's motion.

Quote from the episode Gluons, Guacamole, and the Color Purple

Adult Sheldon: I didn't know everything, but compared to her friends at water aerobics, I could see how it felt that way.