Adult Sheldon Quotes

Quote from the episode Dolomite, Apple Slices, and a Mystery Woman

Adult Sheldon: As you can see, sometimes a person can be both incredibly intelligent and full of baloney.

Quote from the episode Dolomite, Apple Slices, and a Mystery Woman

Adult Sheldon: I've often been accused of being stubborn and willful, but sometimes it works like gangbusters.

Quote from the episode Dolomite, Apple Slices, and a Mystery Woman

Adult Sheldon: Anger is an ugly emotion. Unbridled rage even more so. And when it bubbled up inside me, I channeled it the only way I knew how. I cleaned the house like a man possessed.

Quote from the episode Dolomite, Apple Slices, and a Mystery Woman

Adult Sheldon: Whoever said the quickest way to a man's heart is through his stomach did not consider his tiny bladder.

Quote from the episode Dolomite, Apple Slices, and a Mystery Woman

Adult Sheldon: What was happening was, like many men before me, I was being seduced by the exotic world of geology.

Quote from the episode Dolomite, Apple Slices, and a Mystery Woman

Adult Sheldon: We searched for tektites in a nearby ravine. Tektites are natural glass formed during meteorite impacts. They also bear a close resemblance to raccoon feces, so I wisely adopted a "no touching tektites" policy.

Quote from the episode Dolomite, Apple Slices, and a Mystery Woman

Adult Sheldon: It's called perfect cleavage when gypsum separates this cleanly. I was so proud of Tam for not making an immature cleavage joke.
Tam: Look at me, I'm touching cleavage.
Adult Sheldon: Until he made one.

Quote from the episode Dolomite, Apple Slices, and a Mystery Woman

Adult Sheldon: And, like Mother Nature's piñata, geodes contained a secret surprise inside. But you didn't have to suffer through a birthday party to enjoy it.

Quote from the episode Dolomite, Apple Slices, and a Mystery Woman

Adult Sheldon: And so, our little social circle grew from two to three. An early example of how people are just drawn to me.

Quote from the episode Dolomite, Apple Slices, and a Mystery Woman

Adult Sheldon: The addition of Libby brought a level of sophistication to our lunchtime discussion.
Her mom also packed extra string cheese, which is a well-known social lubricant.