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Sheldon: This boy's hair is too long. This boy's wearing sports attire outside a designated area. And this girl's blouse is diaphanous, which means I can see her brassiere. Also in violation of the grooming code, you have a bit of a mustache.

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Sheldon: I was exploring dimensional kinematics.
George Jr.: Admit it. He's adopted.
Sheldon: How can I be adopted when I have a twin sister? Think, monkey, think.

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Pastor: Why would you entertain evil thoughts?
Sheldon: I don't think this part applies to me.
Mary: Ssh.
Sheldon: I'm only nine years old. Most evil doesn't start until puberty.

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Mary: How about we lose the bow-tie?
Sheldon: Why?
Mary: Look around, honey. No one else is wearing one.
Sheldon: Perhaps I'll start a fad.

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Mary: Everybody excited to start school Monday?
George Jr.: How can I be excited when he's gonna be in the same grade as me?
Sheldon: Don't worry, Georgie. I'm not planning on being in the ninth grade for very long.

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Adult Sheldon: I've always loved trains. In fact, if my career in theoretical physics hadn't worked out, my backup plan was to become a professional ticket taker. Or hobo. And when I figured out that trains allowed me to figure out Newton's first law, I felt like Neil Armstrong on the moon. Alone and happy.

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Sheldon: Did you wash your hands before dinner?
George Jr.: None of your business.
Sheldon: Hence the mittens.

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Mary: You understand that some people are going to be intimidated by you, because of how smart you are?
Sheldon: Or maybe they'll recognize my intellect and make me their leader.

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Mary: That's enough. Now, let's pray.
Sheldon: A moment please.
George Sr.: Hmm.
Mary: Leave him be.
George Sr.: He can hold hands with his family. It won't kill him.
Sheldon: We don't know that.

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Sheldon: (Observing the older kids outside the High School) Oh dear.