Sheldon: Okay. Each player alternates naming a state while Hula-Hooping. The first player who can't name a state or drops the Hula-Hoop loses. Ready, set, go.
Missy: Texas.
Sheldon: Darn it.
Missy: So I won?
Sheldon: Yes.
Missy: Good. 'Cause I was just gonna say "Texas" again.

Mary: When I'm feeling down, do you know what I do?
All: Pray.
Mary: It works. In fact, I'm gonna pray for you tonight.
Missy: Everybody prays to God at night. Do it now while he's got some free time.

Meemaw: So what-what-what's his name?
Missy: Marcus Adam Larson, he's 11 and a half, he has blond hair, his favorite color's green and he's learning how to skateboard, but he's not very good yet.
Meemaw: Okay, well, I have to ask, now... at your age, having a boyfriend, what does that mean? Do you, uh... go out on dates?
Missy: No.
Meemaw: Um... well, d-do you hold hands?
Missy: I wish, but no.
Meemaw: So how do you know he's your boyfriend?
Missy: Because this happened. [hands Meemaw a "check yes or no" paper]
Meemaw: Wow. I didn't realize you had documentation.
Missy: I know.

Mary: Okay, have a great day. Love you.
Missy: [covers mouth] Love you, too.
Mary: What are you doing?
Missy: I learned it in baseball. When you don't want the other team to see what you're saying.
Mary: It's okay to love your mom.
Missy: At home. Here, you get the hand.

Nigel: All right, hold on, do you even like comic books?
Missy: Yeah.
Nigel: What's your favorite?
Missy: Um...
[flashback:]
Sheldon: And the cool thing about the X-Men is not just that they have superpowers, but they act as a metaphor for outsiders...
[present:]
Missy: ...outsiders trying to find their place in society.
Nigel: Who's your favorite?
Missy: All of them.
Nigel: Mine, too.

Mary: If you need a break, I can drive for a bit.
George: I'm okay, thanks.
Missy: I could take a turn.
Mary: Not a time for jokes.
George: You may never drive again.

Missy: If you want, I can rent you a rated-R movie. I'll even slip it in a Disney box.
Tonya: What do you have in mind?
Missy: Point Break. Keanu Reeves, Patrick Swayze?
Tonya: I like Swayze.
Missy: I like Keanu.
Tonya: Great, so I don't need to fight you.
Missy: All right, Point Break in a Bambi box coming right up.

George: [toilet flushing] Bathroom's free.
Missy: You wash your hands?
George: Yes.
Missy: Dad?
[Missy sighs as George turns around and heads back to the bathroom]

Missy: All right, Georgie and Mandy are in Sheldon's room. I'm in my room. Meemaw, you'll be in Mom and Dad's. Dad, you get the garage.
George: Why do I get the garage?
Missy: Would you rather put the baby or the old lady out there?
Meemaw: Hey.
Missy: I'm helping you.

Sheldon: This is a difficult decision.
Mary: Which is why we're all here to help you make it.
Fresh Prince: [theme song plays on TV] ♪ Now, this is a story ♪ ♪ All about how my life got... ♪
Missy: Are we not done? It-it felt done.