Mary: How's pizza sound for dinner?
Georgie: You think I'm eating dinner with my mom on a Saturday night? You're adorable.
Mary: Guess I'm eating alone.
Georgie: What about Missy?
Mary: She's not talking to me.
Georgie: She'd talk to you if you just let her go.
Mary: You know I can't do that.
Georgie: Come on. I went to school dances and I turned out fine.
Mary: I didn't let you go to any dances.
Georgie: I did all kinds of stuff behind your back.
Mary: Like what?
Georgie: I'm dumb, but I'm not that dumb.
Mary: So I'm supposed to just let her do whatever she wants? Yeah, I don't think so.
Georgie: I'm just saying she's a good kid. Be glad she's still asking.

Missy: You think Judge Wapner and Rusty the bailiff are friends in real life?
Georgie: Yeah. You can't fake that kind of chemistry.

Georgie: You know how you love those Richard Simmons tapes?
Meemaw: Yeah.
Mr. Lundy: Well, what if I told you we have the next big thing in home fitness videos.
Meemaw: Mm. And what kind of thing would that be?
Mr. Lundy: "Cowboy aerobics". Yee-haw. It's like, um, Sweatin' to the Oldies with a little bit of Southern swagger. [imitates gunshots]
Georgie: Cool, huh?
Meemaw: So, are y'all just trying to sell me an aerobics tape?
Mr. Lundy: No. No, not at all.
Georgie: We want you to give us money to make them.
Mr. Lundy: "Invest". He... he means invest.

Mr. Lundy: Well, you are passing a-a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
Georgie: And how much lifetime do you have left?
Mr. Lundy: That's not helping.
Meemaw: No.
Mr. Lundy: All right, fair enough. Thank you for hearing us out. If you have a change of heart, you let us know.
Georgie: Screw that. My whole life I've seen you bet on football games, throw away all kinds of money at the track. If you want to gamble on something, why can't it be on your own grandson?
Meemaw: How much money you need?
Mr. Lundy: Well, now, um... how much money did you bet on football last year?
Meemaw: [chuckles] Well, you're not getting that much.

Georgie: Hey.
George: Hey. How was school?
Georgie: Fine. Work?
George: Fine.
Georgie: And Mom says we never talk.

Georgie: Do we have another hair dryer? This one broke.
George: Just use a towel.
Georgie: So my hair can look like yours? I don't think so.
George: Go look in the garage.
Georgie: Thank you. [exits]
George: [to himself] I like my hair.

Adult Sheldon: I may have been part of an academic study, but I wasn't the only Cooper on the verge of making a great discovery.
Georgie: Sheldon's tests. [heavenly choir sings] I'm gonna be rich.

Mr. Givens: Would you like to explain why this was on the copy machine?
Georgie: Anyone could have left that there.
Mr. Givens: It's your brother's and Tam said it was you.
Georgie: Fine, but I only left it there because you came in the copy room and I had to hide.
Mr. Givens: What? When? What?
Georgie: This morning before school.
Mr. Givens: [exhales] Uh... What exactly did you see?
Georgie: I don't want to talk about it.
Mr. Givens: Well, I don't want you talking about it.
Georgie: Well, I don't want you talking about this.
Mr. Givens: I don't even know what this is.
Georgie: I don't even know what I saw.
Mr. Givens: All right, then.
Georgie: All right.

Jana: So... how serious is it with you two?
Missy: Well, we've held hands, hugged once, and we haven't kissed, but we did share a straw.
Jana: Wow, pretty serious.
Georgie: They haven't even been on a date yet.
Jana: We got pretty serious before you ever took me on a date.
Georgie: Cool it with that.

Sheldon: Georgie?
Georgie: What?
Sheldon: Can I ask you a question about girls?
Georgie: Go ahead, but I find them very confusing.

Georgie: So you work at the grocery store now?
Dr. John Sturgis: I do.
Georgie: Just out of curiosity, would you say I look 21?
Dr. John Sturgis: Mm, I suppose.
Georgie: And what nights do you work again?
George: He's not selling you beer.
Georgie: Well, of course not. [smiles at John]

Meemaw: Wait, what's an "event horizon"?
Sheldon: It just means the edge.
Meemaw: Why not say "the edge"?
Georgie: The guitar player for U is called the Edge.
George: What does that have to do with anything?
Georgie: I'm participating in the conversation. You're just sitting there like a lump.
Meemaw: [snorts] "Lump."
Sheldon: Anyway, ordinarily, the particles would collide and destroy each other.
Dr. John Sturgis: But in this instance, they could exist simultaneously.
George: And what is the significance of that? [to Georgie] I can participate, smart-ass.
Georgie: Good job, lump.

Jana: You sure your boss isn't gonna show up?
Georgie: Yeah, but not positive. So let's keep this train on the tracks. [pager beeps]
Jana: Aren't you gonna check that?
Georgie: Nope.
Jana: But what if it's an emergency?
Georgie: It's not. I'm turning this off. [looks at pager] Dadgummit!

Georgie: [on the phone] Well, is he gonna be okay?
Meemaw: You know as much as I do. Now help me find the kids.
Georgie: I'm on it. I have an idea where they went.
Meemaw: Great. And where are you, by the way?
Georgie: Uh, at work.
Meemaw: This time of night? Why?
Georgie: Got to find the kids. [hangs up]

Georgie: What are you doing?
George: Trying to fix this radio.
Georgie: Should you be doing that with a weak heart?
George: I'm just sitting here.
Georgie: You look a little sweaty.
George: What do you want?
Georgie: I'm gonna go hang out with Jana. Just wanted to make sure you're doing okay.
George: Hold on. Are you worried I'm gonna have a heart attack and interrupt "private time" with your girlfriend?
Georgie: Yes.
George: At least you're honest.
Georgie: Glad you think so. Bye.
George: See you.