George Jr. Quote #257

Quote from George Jr. in the episode Crappy Frozen Ice Cream and an Organ Grinder's Monkey

Mary: How's pizza sound for dinner?
George Jr.: You think I'm eating dinner with my mom on a Saturday night? You're adorable.
Mary: Guess I'm eating alone.
George Jr.: What about Missy?
Mary: She's not talking to me.
George Jr.: She'd talk to you if you just let her go.
Mary: You know I can't do that.
George Jr.: Come on. I went to school dances and I turned out fine.
Mary: I didn't let you go to any dances.
George Jr.: I did all kinds of stuff behind your back.
Mary: Like what?
George Jr.: I'm dumb, but I'm not that dumb.
Mary: So I'm supposed to just let her do whatever she wants? Yeah, I don't think so.
George Jr.: I'm just saying she's a good kid. Be glad she's still asking.

George Jr. Quotes

Quote from the episode A Computer, a Plastic Pony, and a Case of Beer

George Jr.: What are you doing?
George Sr.: Separating the whites from the colors.
George Jr.: Whoa, that's racist.

Quote from the episode A Sneeze, Detention, and Sissy Spacek

George Jr.: I think the saddest part about it is just how sad it is.

Quote from the episode Rockets, Communists, and the Dewey Decimal System

George Jr.: So, Vietnam, like in Rambo.
Tam: Yes.
George Jr.: That's a cool movie.
Tam: Yes.
George Jr.: Are you in it?
Tam: No.

‘Crappy Frozen Ice Cream and an Organ Grinder's Monkey’ Quotes

Quote from George Jr.

George Jr.: See? They ain't allowed to dance, either.
Missy: It's like I'm watching my life.
George Jr.: That's how I feel when I'm watching Top Gun.

Quote from Sheldon

George Sr.: Come on, Sheldon, think of it as a free dinner.
Sheldon: I'm a kid. All my dinners are free.

Quote from Meemaw

Dale: Now, what do you think young people talk about on their dates?
Meemaw: I don't know. But my knee's telling me it's gonna rain this weekend.