George Jr. Quote #277
Quote from George Jr. in the episode A Box of Treasure and the Meemaw of Science
Mr. Givens: Would you like to explain why this was on the copy machine?
Georgie: Anyone could have left that there.
Mr. Givens: It's your brother's and Tam said it was you.
Georgie: Fine, but I only left it there because you came in the copy room and I had to hide.
Mr. Givens: What? When? What?
Georgie: This morning before school.
Mr. Givens: [exhales] Uh... What exactly did you see?
Georgie: I don't want to talk about it.
Mr. Givens: Well, I don't want you talking about it.
Georgie: Well, I don't want you talking about this.
Mr. Givens: I don't even know what this is.
Georgie: I don't even know what I saw.
Mr. Givens: All right, then.
Georgie: All right.
George Jr. Quotes
Quote from the episode A Computer, a Plastic Pony, and a Case of Beer
Georgie: What are you doing?
George: Separating the whites from the colors.
Georgie: Whoa, that's racist.
Quote from the episode A Computer, a Plastic Pony, and a Case of Beer
Georgie: Maybe you should go across the street and apologize.
George: I can't do that.
Georgie: Why not?
George: 'Cause if I do, it sets a bad precedent.
Georgie: What's Nixon got to do with it?
George: What?
Georgie: You said "bad president," like Nixon. You know, this guy.
Quote from the episode A God-Fearin' Baptist and a Hot Trophy Husband
Georgie: Okay, in my defense...
Meemaw: You have no defense. You're an idiot.
Georgie: That was a big part of my defense.
‘A Box of Treasure and the Meemaw of Science’ Quotes
Quote from George Jr.
Georgie: Remember, the smart cheater gets some answers wrong.
Quote from Meemaw
Dr. Linkletter: Perhaps we could create some sort of a cocoon to suspend it.
Sheldon: Out of wire?
Dr. Linkletter: Or nylon. But I wouldn't know how to weave it around a sphere.
Meemaw: I'm not a genius, but it sounds to me like what y'all are talking about is, uh, crochet.
Dr. Linkletter: I suppose we are.
Meemaw: Because with crochet, you can make all kinds of shapes.
Dr. Linkletter: Intriguing.
Meemaw: Hell, I even crocheted a cover for Jolene.
Dr. Linkletter: I'm sorry?
Meemaw: That's my bowling ball.
Sheldon: She likes to name inanimate objects... it's odd.
Dr. Linkletter: Or whimsically charming.
Quote from Pastor Jeff
Pastor Jeff: Get this. I drove past the Methodist church and you know what the sign out front said?
Mary: What?
Pastor Jeff: "Friendship, pirate ship, try the best ship... worship."
Mary: Clever.
Pastor Jeff: That was our sign last year! I wrote that!
Mary: Isn't the most important thing that it might get more people to go to church?
Pastor Jeff: But whoever did it has the sin of stealing on their soul now, so at least there's that.
Mary: There you go.