Billy Sparks Quotes     Page 5 of 5

Quote from the episode Snoopin' Around and the Wonder Twins of Atheism

Billy Sparks: What do you know about me?
Pastor Rob: Hmm. Billy Sparks. Sixth grade. Also plays baseball, but maybe not as good as her.
Billy Sparks: Whoa.

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Quote from the episode The Yips and an Oddly Hypnotic Bohemian

Billy Sparks: What now?
George: Uh, run outside and turn the water back on.
Billy Sparks: [hands over screwdriver] Here, I'm not allowed to run with this.
Brenda Sparks: We've had a lot of incidents.

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Quote from the episode A God-Fearin' Baptist and a Hot Trophy Husband

Brenda Sparks: We're having spaghetti.
Sheldon: With hot dogs cut up in it?
Brenda Sparks: Ew, no.
Sheldon: I'd like to go home, please.
Missy: We can't.
Billy Sparks: How come?
Brenda Sparks: Yeah, how come?
Missy: We don't know.
Sheldon: The leading theory is my father's dying.
Brenda Sparks: I don't think that's it.
Missy: Well, something's wrong.
Billy Sparks: Maybe they're getting divorced like my mom and dad.
Brenda Sparks: Billy! We don't talk about that.
Billy Sparks: [smiles] Never mind.

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Quote from the episode Blonde Ambition and the Concept of Zero

Billy Sparks: [o.s.] Mom, look!
Brenda Sparks: That chicken is not a hat!

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Quote from the episode A Frankenstein's Monster and a Crazy Church Guy

Billy Sparks: How do we do this?
Missy: We just got to wait for someone who's old enough to buy beer but young enough to be cool.
Billy Sparks: Got it.
Missy: Try him.
Billy Sparks: Excuse me, sir...
Ed: Buy your own beer.
Billy Sparks: Thank you. [to Missy] I think he was onto us.

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Quote from the episode A Frankenstein's Monster and a Crazy Church Guy

Billy Sparks: [answers phone] Sparks' residence.
Brenda Sparks: Hey, sweetie.
Billy Sparks: Oh. Hey, Mom.
Brenda Sparks: You okay there all by yourself?
Billy Sparks: I'm not by myself, Missy's here. [Missy signals to Billy] W-wait, she's not here.
Brenda Sparks: Put her on.
Billy Sparks: Okay.

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Quote from the episode A Slump, a Cross and Roadside Gravel

Billy Sparks: Missy, will you rub your cross on my bat?
Missy: No.
Mary: Have you been doing that?
Missy: On mine. It's working great.
Billy Sparks: Please? I'll give you a dollar.
Missy: Fine.
Mary: What do you think you're doing?
Missy: Sharing God's love and making some cash. Absolutely not.
Billy Sparks: How about I give you the dollar?
Mary: God's love has nothing to do with money.
Missy: What about the collection plate at church?
Mary: That is different.
Billy Sparks: That's where I found this dollar.
Mary: Okay.
Billy Sparks: Bye.

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