Mandy: Hey, thanks for watching her.
Georgie: No problem. She's my little Hamburger Helper helper. Ain't that right?

Georgie: Well, if you change your mind, I don't have to go.
Meemaw: Do you not want to go?
Georgie: No, I do.
Meemaw: Is this 'cause it's a spa and you're worried about getting a massage from a guy?
Georgie: Well, I wasn't. But that ain't helping.
Meemaw: [chuckles] What's going on?
Georgie: Well, we've just never been away from the baby this long before and...
Meemaw: And...
Georgie: Me and Mandy have never been away alone together.
Meemaw: You worried you're gonna blow it with her?
Georgie: No. Quit making me worry about new things!

Mandy: I thought this is what you wanted... us together.
Georgie: I did.
Mandy: You did? What changed?
Georgie: It's just different now.
Mandy: What's "different" about it? [knock at door]
Jackie: Hi. I have you booked for an in-room couples' massage.
Georgie: Now's not a good time.
Mandy: Screw you. I'm getting a massage.
Georgie: Fine. But I'm keeping my jeans on.
Jackie: Great.

Jackie: Oh, you are holding a lot of tension in here.
Mandy: Huh, I wonder why.
Georgie: Do I feel tense? Oh, I bet I feel tense.
Gloria: You are a little tense.
Georgie: Huh, I wonder why.
Gloria: Have you been drinking enough water? Because often when...
Georgie: No, that ain't it.
Mandy: [scoffs] No. It's my fault, for inviting him on a romantic getaway.
Georgie: It is your fault. Oh, one sec... [groaning] Really get in there. Oh... yeah. [grunts]

Mandy: All right, let's get married.
Georgie: What?
Mandy: You think I'm not all in, but I am.
Georgie: Okay. I am, too.
Mandy: Okay.
Georgie: So, we're really doing this?
Mandy: Yeah. [Georgie pulls over] What are you doing?
Georgie: I ain't waiting to get home to kiss you. [Mandy laughs] [they kiss]

Meemaw: What do you want, honey?
Georgie: Well, I was hoping to get an advance on my pay.
Meemaw: Mm, how much you need?
Georgie: Next month and the month after that, and, like, two weeks after that.

Georgie: I know we're already engaged, but... I wanted you to have this.
Mandy: [gasps] Oh, Georgie, it's beautiful. I don't know what to say.
Georgie: Thank you for asking me to marry you.
Mandy: You're welcome.
Georgie: And also, when we tell people the story, can we leave that part out?
Mandy: [scoffs] Why? 'Cause a woman proposing to a man is embarrassing?
Georgie: Yeah.

Georgie: Good morning.
Missy: Eggs are on the table. Here's some toast. Bacon's coming up.
Georgie: Wow, look at you being Mom.
Missy: Say that again, and you can make your own lunch.
Georgie: Oh, you're touchy like Mom, too.

Mandy: We'll be fine in Sheldon's room.
George: Okay, I'll take the garage.
Georgie: Hey, you get to sleep on the mattress CeeCee was conceived on.
Mandy: [whispers] Shut up.

Georgie: All I heard is they got two bathrooms.
Mandy: Doesn't matter, I am never living under their roof.
Georgie: You realize even if business stays like this, we're at least two years away from getting our own place.
Mandy: Georgie, I am not living with my parents.
Georgie: Okay, what if...
Mandy: No.
Georgie: You don't even know what I was going to say.
Mandy: You wanted to live there by yourself.
Georgie: How do you do that?

Georgie: Good crowd today.
Meemaw: It's not enough. We need more.
Georgie: What are you talking about? We're raking it in. We got wall-to-wall chumps.
Wade: Hey!
Georgie: Not you. The other chumps.

Georgie: Guide's here. Mmm. Julia Roberts and Lyle Lovett. What does she see in him?
George: Women love musicians.
Georgie: Man, I got to learn to play guitar.
Mandy: Why?
Georgie: So your love for me will deepen?
George: Nice save, Romeo.

Missy: Hey, can I talk to you?
Georgie: Yeah. What's up?
Missy: [points to the garage] Actually, in there.
Georgie: [quietly] You ain't pregnant, are you?
Missy: No. How could you say that?!
Georgie: Been known to happen.

Missy: Do you think if I took some of Dad's beer, he'd notice?
Georgie: Do you think he'd notice?
Missy: Okay, dumb question.
Georgie: Anyways, you're too young. You shouldn't be drinking.
Missy: You just asked if I was pregnant.
Georgie: Well, don't do either.
Missy: So you wouldn't buy us a case of beer if I gave you the money?
Georgie: Missy, I'm not old enough to buy beer.
Missy: That's never stopped you before.
Georgie: And I'm ashamed of myself.

Mary: Well, you're living together, sleeping together, doing... other things together.
Mandy: [quietly] Told you we were being too loud.
Georgie: I'm ticklish, I can't help it.
Mary: Okay. I just think, if you're gonna be doing that, you should be married.
Georgie: I thought when you got married you stop doing that.
Mary: No, in fact... Don't change the subject.