Mandy: All right, let's get married.
Georgie: What?
Mandy: You think I'm not all in, but I am.
Georgie: Okay. I am, too.
Mandy: Okay.
Georgie: So, we're really doing this?
Mandy: Yeah. [Georgie pulls over] What are you doing?
Georgie: I ain't waiting to get home to kiss you. [Mandy laughs] [they kiss]

Georgie: What are you doing?
George: Separating the whites from the colors.
Georgie: Whoa, that's racist.

Georgie: So, Vietnam, like in Rambo.
Tam: Yes.
Georgie: That's a cool movie.
Tam: Yes.
Georgie: Are you in it?
Tam: No.

Georgie: Maybe you should go across the street and apologize.
George: I can't do that.
Georgie: Why not?
George: 'Cause if I do, it sets a bad precedent.
Georgie: What's Nixon got to do with it?
George: What?
Georgie: You said "bad president," like Nixon. You know, this guy.

Dr. Linkletter: This will allow us to calculate the speed of sound in the liquid using the standard elements of the Einstein field equations. The answer is only correct, of course, if the density changes slowly. And to begin, we use the standard equations of thermal physics to simplify the answer... [sniffing] Wh-Wha-What am I smelling?
Sheldon: Oh, that might be my sauerkraut and knockwurst.
Ben: [raises hand] It is.
Dr. Linkletter: Why are you eating sauerkraut in my classroom?
Sheldon: I'm acclimating my body to a Germanic meat-based diet.
Dr. Linkletter: At 11:00 a.m.?
Sheldon: It's dinnertime in Heidelberg.
Dr. Linkletter: We're not in Heidelberg.
Sheldon: But I will be over the summer, so I'm trying to adjust my internal clock to the local time so I can hit the ground running mitout jet lag.
Dr. Linkletter: I got to get back to my lecture, if that doesn't interfere with your meal.
Sheldon: Oh, dinner and a show, I love it. Although... would you be a lamb and open this jar of mustard for me?
Dr. Linkletter: Here are two words you don't often hear... poor Germany.

Mary: We were both here and she snuck out. What's gonna stop her from running wild if it's just one of us?
George: What, so you're saying neither of us should go to Germany?
Mary: [exhales] I don't know. I don't want to punish Sheldon, but I'm worried about Missy.
George: I am, too. [Mary sighs] But I think you should go.
Mary: You do?
George: I got the summer off. My full-time job can be keeping her in line.
Mary: You sure you're up for that?
George: Mary, I'm a football coach. I can handle a 13-year-old girl.
Adult Sheldon: Missy snuck out 32 times that summer, and got her belly button pierced. The poor guy had no idea.

George: "Chicken boo-eh-lon"? What does that even mean?
Mary: Bouillon. It's the tiny cubes that turn into soup.
George: So, the soup aisle?
Mary: There you go.