Mandy: Did you have any problems getting into the apartment?
George Jr.: No. In the right window, out the right window. Easy peasy.

Mandy: Get out. Get out.
George Jr.: What?
Mandy: I'm using the sink.
George Jr.: Sweet.

Meemaw: You want breakfast, eggs are here, stove is there. Knock yourself out.
George Jr.: I get she's pregnant. I don't know why you're so moody.
Meemaw: On the count of three...
George Jr.: I'm leaving, I'm leaving. Have a good day, Mama.
Mandy: Ugh.

George Jr.: Need any help making dinner?
Mary: You?
George Jr.: Yeah.
Mary: Since when?
George Jr.: Since I thought I should learn to cook for Mandy and the baby.
Mary: Georgie, that is the sweetest thing I've ever heard.
George Jr.: Well, I'm a sweet boy.

Missy: I'll see ya later.
Mary: Where you going?
Missy: To dinner.
Mary: [scoffs] I'm cooking.
George Jr.: Actually, we're cooking. Actually, we're bleeding.

Missy: Mandy's taking me to dinner.
Mary: What about homework?
Missy: Don't have any.
George Jr.: Can I go with y'all?
Mary: I thought you were helping me cook.
George Jr.: Hang on. Can I?
Missy: No. It's girls' night. Bye.
George Jr.: [holds up bloody potato] Might want to wash this one off.

Missy: I can probably be homeschooled, right?
Mandy: It's okay. We can fix this.
Missy: Before my parents get home? They're gonna kill me.
George Jr.: Oh, man. Look at your head.
Missy: Shut up!
Mandy: Georgie, don't make this worse.
George Jr.: There's worse?

George Sr.: Oh. Hey. What's up?
George Jr.: Nothing. Nada. Absolutely nothing.
George Sr.: Where are the kids?
George Jr.: Well, I believe Sheldon's at Billy's.
George Sr.: Oh, good. He's helping him. And Missy?
George Jr.: Missy...
Mandy: That's a good question. I haven't seen her.
George Jr.: I have not seen her, personally, myself.

Mary: Hey, Mandy.
Mandy: Mrs. Cooper.
Mary: What brings you here?
Mandy: Just saying hi to Georgie.
George Jr.: Why, hello to you, too.

George Jr.: I'm just worried about you being all by yourself in that big house.
Mandy: I'll be fine.
George Jr.: What if there's a tornado? Did Meemaw ever show you where her hidey hole is?
Mandy: Georgie, I'm really busy right now.
George Jr.: Sorry. I'll swing by Meemaw's later, maybe bring some takeout.
Mandy: Don't bother. They send me home with plenty of food.
George Jr.: Great. Score me a patty melt, would you?
Mandy: I won't.
George Jr.: I'm gonna go now. [kisses his hand and places it on Mandy's belly]
Mandy: What are you doing?
George Jr.: Kissing our baby. You want one, too?
Mandy: No.
George Jr.: Bye-bye.

George Jr.: Check it out. I got this video about childbirth. I thought we could watch it tonight.
Mandy: That sounds awful.
George Jr.: Well, it does say "contains graphic images" right there on the box.
Mandy: Maybe some other time, Georgie.
George Jr.: No worries. I also picked up Look Who's Talking, which is just about a baby who says stuff.
Mandy: If you're trying to make this, like, a date night or something, it's not happening.
George Jr.: Oh, who said anything about a date? It's just us having dinner and watching a movie.
Mandy: Last time we did that I wound up pregnant.
George Jr.: Mm, that was a good date.
Mandy: Well, that's not happening tonight.
George Jr.: I get it. Nothing romantic. Just two future parents watching the miracle of childbirth or a movie that got two thumbs up from Siskel and Ebert.

Mandy: Is this a bad time to tell you I only liked you for your cool car?
George Jr.: You say that now, but wait till you see how many groceries we can get in the back of this thing.
Mandy: I can't believe you did this.
George Jr.: It's a no-brainer. I want to keep our kid safe.
Mandy: Thank you. [kisses Georgie on the cheek]
George Jr.: Hm. That was interesting.
Mandy: Oh, grow up.
George Jr.: Grow up? I bought a car that seats 25.

Mary: It's so nice that you're joining us for dinner.
George Jr.: Please don't make a big deal out of it.
Mary: I just said it was nice.
George Jr.: You said so nice. [to Mandy] I'm sorry.
Mandy: [chuckles softly] It's fine.

George Jr.: I'm real sorry about them.
George Sr.: Wh... I didn't say anything wrong.
Mary: Neither did I.
George Jr.: You were being overly nice. It made everybody uncomfortable.

Mandy: Hey, if you ever need any help behind the cash register, I'd sure rather be working here than being on my feet all day at the diner.
George Jr.: Mm, no. No, you don't want to do that. You're such a good waitress. It'd be a waste of your talent.

Mandy: Is it legal?
George Jr.: Yes.
Meemaw: No.
George Jr.: Kind of.
Meemaw: K... Kind of.
Mandy: So, the police are in on it.
George Jr.: A little bit, yeah.
Meemaw: Silent partner, as they say.

Mandy: What are you doing?
George Jr.: I'm on leak patrol.
Mandy: What?
George Jr.: I'm babysitting and it's the only way I can get my brother to eat. What's up?
Mandy: [sighs] I just wanted to thank you for how wonderful you've been.
George Jr.: Oh, good, you noticed. [chuckles]
Mandy: [chuckles] [exhales] I noticed.

Mandy: This is nice.
George Jr.: Yep. But it's not a date. Just dinner.
Mandy: Right.
George Jr.: For two people having a baby.
Mandy: Georgie...
George Jr.: Who recently spent a night of lovemaking together.
Mandy: Please stop.
George Jr.: I just want to know what we're doing here.
Mandy: We're having dinner, and I'm ordering two desserts. Don't complicate it.

George Jr.: Hey, Mr. McAllister, remember me?
Jim: You're kind of hard to forget.
George Jr.: Thank you.

George Jr.: You know, it doesn't necessarily have to be a bad thing. My mom got pregnant with me before she and my dad got married.
Audrey: So you're gonna marry my daughter?
George Jr.: Well, if she'd stop saying "No."