Georgie: I'll go get the rest of your stuff.
Mandy: Thank you.
Georgie: Question about your TV...
Mandy: I want it.
Georgie: Gotcha.

Georgie: So what are we doing here?
Mary: We are peeling potatoes.
Georgie: Cool. Why?
Mary: 'Cause we're making mashed potatoes and we don't want the skins in 'em.
Georgie: Uh-huh. Why?
Mary: 'Cause mashed potatoes are supposed to be smooth.
Georgie: Hmm. [chuckles] You know a lot about potatoes.
Mary: Go ahead. Peel one.
Georgie: You think I'm ready?
Mary: Only one way to find out.

Georgie: Damn it, Missy. I'm two seconds away from peeing in your mother's prayer garden.

Georgie: Check it out. I got this video about childbirth. I thought we could watch it tonight.
Mandy: That sounds awful.
Georgie: Well, it does say "contains graphic images" right there on the box.
Mandy: Maybe some other time, Georgie.
Georgie: No worries. I also picked up Look Who's Talking, which is just about a baby who says stuff.
Mandy: If you're trying to make this, like, a date night or something, it's not happening.
Georgie: Oh, who said anything about a date? It's just us having dinner and watching a movie.
Mandy: Last time we did that I wound up pregnant.
Georgie: Mm, that was a good date.
Mandy: Well, that's not happening tonight.
Georgie: I get it. Nothing romantic. Just two future parents watching the miracle of childbirth or a movie that got two thumbs up from Siskel and Ebert.

Georgie: Surprise.
Mandy: You got me an ugly car?
Georgie: No, I bought me a family car.
Mandy: What about your Mustang?
Georgie: I traded it in.
Mandy: For this?
Georgie: That's what the guy at the lot said.

Mandy: [scoffs] But you love that Mustang.
Georgie: Yeah, but there was no way I was gonna get a baby seat in the back.
Mandy: Well, that's very thoughtful.
Georgie: And these things are real safe, too. My mom has one. When I was little, she hit an ice cream truck with it. I didn't even wake up.

Georgie: Over in this aisle we've got your new releases. Here are your action and adventures... Your Stallones, your Schwarzeneggers, your Van Dammes, and of course we have a whole row of chick flicks, known in the movie biz as rom-coms.
Mandy: Do not enter? What's back there?
Georgie: Oh, that? That's just some storage and a bunch of machines that rewind the tapes when people are not kind and don't rewind.

Sheldon: Status report?
Georgie: Dry as a bone.
Sheldon: So, I have time for a second slice?
Georgie: Go nuts.
Sheldon: Copy. [exits]
Georgie: If our kid's weird, I'm ready. [Mandy laughs]

Jim: He wanted to talk.
Audrey: Great. Let's talk about how we busted our butts to send Amanda to college, give her opportunities we never had, and now she's knocked up and right back in Medford. Let's talk about that.
Georgie: Well, my meemaw likes to say that every baby brings a little luck. [they're silent] Yeah, that's... what she likes to say.

Audrey: Why won't she marry you? What's wrong with you?
Georgie: Hmm. Tough to say. Maybe I'm too ambitious and put work first sometimes.
Jim: You know what, I do the same thing. [off Audrey's look] I do.
Georgie: Well, it was lovely to see you both. Maybe someday you can tell me more about the tire business. I bet it's fascinating.
Jim: Oh, well, I'd like that. You know, my son takes no interest in it.
Georgie: His loss. [Jim chuckles]
Audrey: Goodbye, Mr. Cooper.
Georgie: Goodbye, ma'am. Steel-belted radials, who came up with that?
Jim: Oh, that was Michelin.
Georgie: Oh, yeah. There you go. [exits]
Jim: [laughs] He asked.

Georgie: Our baby's gonna be their grandkid.
Mandy: So?
Georgie: So we're gonna need free babysitters.
Meemaw: He's got you on that one.
Mandy: [sighs] They cut me off. If they want to be a part of this kid's life, then they can start by apologizing.
Georgie: I don't know, your mom don't seem like the apologetic type of gal.
Mandy: Oh, so now you're the expert on my parents?
Georgie: I got a handle on your dad. Your mom, she's a tougher nut. She kind of reminds me of you.
[Mandy turns around and walks out]
Meemaw: You think that was smart or dumb?
Georgie: Dumb.
[Meemaw taps her nose and winks]

Meemaw: Listen, this cash box is full. Take some of this up and stick it in the register in the video store.
Georgie: You got it.
Meemaw: And don't be flirting with Mandy. I need help back here.
Georgie: Okay, but she might flirt with me. This shirt really brings out my eyes.

Georgie: We have family entertainment as well. Sound of Music. No one shows nothing. [Mrs. Howard storms out]
Mandy: Three times, really?
Georgie: I'm 17.

Georgie: Have you two lost your minds? We do not need this kind of attention.
Mandy: Attention's good.
Meemaw: Like, free advertising.
Georgie: We're running an illegal gambling room in the back.
Meemaw: Oh, that'll be fine.
Georgie: For you. If we get arrested, y'all go to lady jail. I have to go to scary jail. I'm too pretty for scary jail.
Mandy: No more prison movies for you.

Georgie: All I'm saying is we need to remember where the real money's coming from. If we want it to keep coming, you got to back off.
Meemaw: Okay, fine. I'll behave. When did you start to be the responsible one?
Georgie: Hey, I don't like it, either.