Mandy: They're making decisions about our child without talking to us. That's totally unacceptable.
Georgie: I'm right there with you. Not cool.
Mandy: Okay, so what are we gonna do about it?
Georgie: Well, I'm gonna talk to both of 'em and make it real clear there'll be no more baptizing. We are done with that.
Mandy: I forget sometimes what a child you are.
Georgie: You know, when you say hurtful stuff like that, you sound a little like your mother.
Mandy: Say that again.
Georgie: Kind of wish I never said it the first time.
Mandy: Mm-hmm.
Georgie: [quietly] Why do I even talk?

Georgie: What are you doing?
George: Separating the whites from the colors.
Georgie: Whoa, that's racist.

Georgie: Maybe you should go across the street and apologize.
George: I can't do that.
Georgie: Why not?
George: 'Cause if I do, it sets a bad precedent.
Georgie: What's Nixon got to do with it?
George: What?
Georgie: You said "bad president," like Nixon. You know, this guy.

Georgie: Okay, in my defense...
Meemaw: You have no defense. You're an idiot.
Georgie: That was a big part of my defense.

[After Sheldon storms off with his upgraded computer:]
Jim: He gonna be okay?
George: Oh. Tonight, sure. Big picture? [shrugs]
Adult Sheldon: I've got a hot wife and a Nobel Prize. I turned out fine.

Mary: [on the phone] Hi, Pastor Jeff. Can you come over right now? I need you to save someone's soul.
[Cut to Mary opening the front door to Pastor Jeff, who is holding his bible:]
Pastor Jeff: Whose soul needs saving? Is it Sheldon? I've been waiting for this.
Mary: No. We're still praying for him. Come in, we don't have much time.

Georgie: It's for my daughter. Mom baptized her in the kitchen sink, and Mandy's mom did it in a Catholic church.
Sheldon: Sure. Baptists versus Catholics. Much blood was shed over that in the 1500s.