Georgie: You know, through all the rush, we didn't really talk about it, but are you gonna take my name?
Mandy: Is it important to you?
Georgie: I don't know, I'd kind of like people to know we're a family. You know, the Coopers, Georgie and Mandy Cooper. [laughs softly] I'd go to a barbecue at their house. [both chuckle]
Mandy: Well, why don't you take my name?
Georgie: I'm trying to have a serious conversation, and you're making jokes.
Mandy: Why is it a joke?
Georgie: Maybe that'd fly in New York City, but in Texas, I'd get my ass kicked.
Mandy: Maybe we should move to New York City.
Georgie: Okay, there's just some things you don't joke about.

Georgie: What are you doing?
George: Separating the whites from the colors.
Georgie: Whoa, that's racist.

Georgie: Maybe you should go across the street and apologize.
George: I can't do that.
Georgie: Why not?
George: 'Cause if I do, it sets a bad precedent.
Georgie: What's Nixon got to do with it?
George: What?
Georgie: You said "bad president," like Nixon. You know, this guy.

Georgie: Okay, in my defense...
Meemaw: You have no defense. You're an idiot.
Georgie: That was a big part of my defense.

Jim: Here we are. Grab a shovel and dig in. There you go.
Dr. Linkletter: I spent the summer in Italy once.
Georgie: Bringing back memories?
Dr. Linkletter: No.

Meemaw: I got to go open up the gambling room. Can you watch her for about an hour?
Dale: I just had coffee and a bowl of Raisin Bran. Next hour is spoken for.
Meemaw: You could've just said no.
Dale: I'm trying to keep the romance alive.

Sheldon: Are you sure there's a body down here?
Missy: Oh, yeah, keep digging.
Adult Sheldon: I'd like to tell you I found something that night, but for once you all might be ahead of me.