Mandy: Georgie, it's fine. You can flirt with other girls.
Georgie: It doesn't feel like I should.
Mandy: Well, we're not a couple.
Georgie: I know, but we're having a baby together. That ain't nothing.
Mandy: All I'm saying is, you're not tied down.
Georgie: Don't I get a vote in that?
Mandy: Yeah, you get a vote. But we get two votes. You're not tied down.

Georgie: Hey. You said if I ever had a problem, I could come to you, right?
George: Yeah, of course.
Georgie: Not to mention, you got all bent out of shape when I asked Dale for advice instead of you.
George: I didn't get all bent out of shape.
Georgie: That ain't what Dale said.
George: You want my advice or what?

Mandy: Okay, uh, back to me. Uh, how's everything looking in the oven?
Dr. Nicholson: Well, baby seems okay, but I am concerned about your blood pressure.
Georgie: Mm. You think it's preeclampsia?
Mandy: Georgie, let the doctor talk.
Dr. Nicholson: Actually, that's a possibility.
Georgie: I read the book. Did you?
Dr. Nicholson: I'd like to put you on bed rest for a week and then recheck you.
Mandy: Is that really necessary?
Georgie & Dr. Nicholson: It is.

Jim: He's an artist.
Georgie: Cool.
George: Like, the, uh... the guy on TV that paints the clouds.
Connor: Uh, my stuff is a little more, uh, abstract.
Georgie: Oh, sure. That means it doesn't look like stuff.

Georgie: I got to tell you, I think the Cowboys are gonna take it all the way this year.
Connor: Not really into football.
Georgie: Seriously? [Connor shrugs] That's cool. You like cars?
Connor: Not really.
Georgie: Music?
Connor: Yeah.
Georgie: Great. Who do you like?
Connor: The Smiths.
Georgie: I don't know them. Guns N' Roses?
Connor: [scoffs] Corporate rock sellouts.
Georgie: Yeah, well, sellouts who kick ass, so...

Georgie: So, Connor, what was your sister like as a kid?
Connor: Um... we really didn't get along. Yeah, she was older and loved picking on me.
Sheldon: The same thing with me and Georgie.
Connor: Once, she replaced my toothpaste with a tube of hemorrhoid cream.
Georgie: [laughs] Remember when I used to sit on your head when you'd watch Star Trek?
Sheldon: I do.
Georgie: Guess what I did when they'd fire their phasers.
Sheldon: You don't need to say it.
Georgie: I farted. [laughs] Hilarious.

Georgie: How's a dog supposed to read a subpoena?

Georgie: I'll go with you.
Mary: Will you both just stop for a minute? There's nothing to do but wait.
George: Fine. [George and Georgie sit down] Nope. [both stand up] Georgie, let's go.
Georgie: Let's check out that creek in the woods where they found the headless body.
George: Will you shut up.

Georgie: I'll tell you what. My daughter's never gonna put me through this.
George: Oh, really? How you figure?
Georgie: I'm gonna run a tight ship. Set some rules, some boundaries. If she breaks them, then she faces the... Oh, what do you call it? Repercussions. [George snickers] Why you smiling?
George: I just can't wait till you're a dad.
Georgie: Thank you.
George: "Repercussions."
Georgie: It's a word. Look it up.

Georgie: We still haven't settled on a name.
Mandy: Well, I was thinking maybe Alice.
Georgie: Alice Cooper. That is badass. Sold.

Mandy: Thanks for doing this.
Georgie: Hey, you make a whole human being in your belly, I get the crib and car seat, we'll call it even.
Mandy: That is not even close to even.
Georgie: Well, I'm just saying, my list is pretty long, and you only got the one thing. [Mandy scoffs]

Georgie: Excuse me, which one of these car seats is the best?
Bruce: That'd be the Evenflo Discovery right here. Top of the line.
Georgie: Great. [looks at price tag] Which one's your second best?
Bruce: Is it a gift for someone?
Georgie: No, it's for me. I'm having a kid.
Bruce: Mm. I tell you, that first ride home from the hospital with the baby in the back, scariest drive of your life.
Georgie: Well, I got a station wagon. It's like a tank with a cassette player.
Bruce: That's good, good. 'Cause you can't believe how fragile and tiny newborn babies are.
Georgie: No, I can, I can believe it.
Bruce: So you know about that spot on their head that ain't even solid yet.
Georgie: Sure.
Bruce: Anyway, uh, you were interested in the basic model.
Georgie: Okay, pal, I'm in sales. I know what you're doing.
Bruce: So...
Georgie: Just give me the expensive one.
Bruce: Good choice.

Georgie: How you doing?
Mandy: Where were you?
Georgie: I'm sorry. I was trying to install the car seat, and I didn't hear the phone.
Mandy: It's okay, you made it. Did you get it installed?
Georgie: Sheldon did. Turns out, it takes a genius. [Mandy laughs, winces]

Georgie: All right, we got this. You remembered to check the baby's I.D. bracelet before we left the hospital, right?
Mandy: Why?
Georgie: To make sure they gave us the right baby.
Mandy: Don't be ridiculous, I know my baby. This is her. [checks ID bracelet] Yeah, this is her.
Georgie: Good. I saw this Maury Povich show where there was a mix-up, and one family got a real clunker.
Mandy: Well, if she's a clunker, she's our clunker.
Georgie: [chuckles] Great.

Georgie: I'll let you sleep. I'm gonna go check on CeeCee.
Mandy: Thank you. [Georgie looks back at Mandy and smiles] What are you smiling at?
Georgie: Just thinking. We might've conceived CeeCee in this very garage.
Mandy: Okay, you're gross. Leave now.