Meemaw: Okay, first rule, you can sit on the same couch, but separate cushions. And no crossing the line.
Missy: Deal.
Meemaw: I'm not done. I will leave you alone, but I will cross through occasionally, unannounced and I better not see any scooting, scurrying or resetting of pillows.
Missy: No problem.
Meemaw: The movie can be PG-13, but the date has to stay G.
Missy: I promise.
Meemaw: All right, then.
Missy: Thank you, you're the best meemaw ever.
Meemaw: Yeah, I know.

Sheldon: My name is Sheldon Cooper and this is my partner, Dr. John Sturgis.
Dr. John Sturgis: Greetings.
Sheldon: With us, you get both youth and experience.
Dr. John Sturgis: Oh, by the way, I remembered that third thing. I'll tell you later.

Sheldon: So once this is up and running, anyone with a computer and a modem can have access to every grant offered worldwide.
Dr. John Sturgis: And you can charge for access on both sides. As the kids like to say, ka-ching.
Sheldon: That's the sound of a cash register, in case the onomatopoeia was unclear.
Mr. Lockhart: Sounds like this could be very lucrative.
Sheldon: [whispers] It was clear.

Sheldon: And even more good news. You no longer have to drive me to school, because I'm dropping out to work on it.
Mary: What? No, you're not.
Sheldon: But they won't fund the project unless I'm working on it full-time.
Mary: I don't care, you're finishing college.
Sheldon: But you let him drop out.
Mary: And look how his life turned out.
Georgie: Hey.

Dr. John Sturgis: Well, you could go back to the university. They were willing to fund it.
Sheldon: No, they wanted to control the whole thing. I want somebody who will just give me the money, let me work on my own schedule and not expect me to listen to their dumb ideas.
Dr. John Sturgis: I don't think rich people who give money like being told their ideas are dumb.
[flashback:]
Gary: This is fun. Not a lot of people I can talk to, scientist to scientist.
Sheldon: We're not talking scientist to scientist. You're not a scientist. You're just a rich man that no one will be honest to because everyone wants your money.
[present:]
Dr. John Sturgis: What happened?
Gary: He found my honesty delightful and gave the university a lot of money.
Dr. John Sturgis: Impressive.
Sheldon: I know. But what are the odds we'll find someone like him? [John waits for Sheldon to come to a realization] Oh.

Dean: Is she just gonna sit upstairs by herself?
Missy: Oh, yeah, she loves it. Probably knitting.
Dean: My grandma knitted. Hey, think she'd want to watch with us?
Missy: Oh, no, she's fine.
Dean: I just know if I had the chance to watch one more movie with my grandma, I'd hate to pass it up.
Missy: [sighs] Meemaw!
[cut to Meemaw sitting on a chair with Missy and Dean on the couch:]
Meemaw: So what's goin' on here?
Missy: I really don't know.

George: I know we've lost to Pineview a lot over the years, but that's in the past. You're a different team now. So just stick to the plan, and you're gonna come out on top. And Stevens, I don't care how uncomfortable you are, you're wearin' your cup tonight. [laughter] All right, you boys have worked hard for this. Now, let's get out there and get that W.

Pastor Rob: Coach Wilkins invited me to pray with the kids before the game.
George: Oh. And... why?
Coach Wilkins: Can't hurt to have a little extra help from the big man upstairs.

George: He did "team on three." I do "team on three."
Coach Wilkins: I'll do it with ya.
George: Wh... It's not the same.

Mary: Hey, how was the game?
George: Fine.
Mary: Well, Pineview's a tough team. Don't beat yourself up.
George: No, we won.
Mary: I want to be happy, but your face is confusing me.
George: We destroyed 'em. It was a blowout.
Mary: That doesn't clear things up.
George: Pastor Rob prayed with the team before the game and everyone thinks he's the reason we won.

Missy: [on the phone] Of course I like cars. Most girls don't? [Sheldon knocking at door] Well, I do. Which one's your favorite? Yeah, totally. Ford's the best.
Sheldon: [o.s.] [knocking] Missy, I need to use the phone.
Missy: Too bad.
Sheldon: This is important. Can't you lie to boys about liking cars some other time?
Missy: I gotta go. Bye. [hangs up]

Missy: This is stupid.
Sheldon: Do you want the money or not?
Missy: [on the phone] [posh accent] Hello? Yes, I have Sheldon Cooper calling for Mr. Jennings. Yes, we'll hold.

George: What's going on here?
Coach Wilkins: Just talking about Friday's game.
Mr. Givens: The paper called it the "Medford Miracle."
George: No miracle, just good coaching.
Pastor Rob: Let's not forget about those kids... I mean, they really played their hearts out.
George: One of the things I coached them to do.

Mary: I'm sorry, Sheldon, but you're gonna have to tell them no.
Georgie: I got a job and a cool garage to live in. [Mary sighs]
Sheldon: This doesn't have to be permanent. I can always go back.
Mary: People always say that, and then life gets in the way. I was gonna go to college after I had Georgie, and then I didn't.
Georgie: And look how her life turned out.

Pastor Rob: It's just... I find that some kids respond better to encouragement.
George: This isn't Sunday school, this is football.
Pastor Rob: Oh, hey. I get it. I was an athlete in high school. Varsity tennis.
George: Okay.
Pastor Rob: Almost went to state.
George: I'm sure you did. And I'm sure tennis is considered a real sport... somewhere. But this is Texas, and this game on Friday is gonna be a street fight, and it is my job to make sure these boys are ready for it.
Pastor Rob: Yeah, we got the same goal here, George.
George: Really? You also want you to get out of my office?
Pastor Rob: All right, I'll go. [chuckles] I'm sorry if I overstepped. I just... hope you think about what I said, and, uh... ball's in your court. [mimes a tennis serve]
George: Yeah, I'm not doin' that back.