Missy: Think you could drop me off at the movies Saturday night?
Georgie: I'm seeing Jana. Can't Mom do it?
Missy: Mom's going out. And I kind of want to go with Marcus.
Georgie: Ah. So you're trying to go on a secret date.
Missy: Kind of.
Georgie: I don't know how I feel about this.
Missy: Come on, it's just a movie.
Georgie: Have you been out with him before?
Missy: Never alone.
Georgie: How old is this boy?
Missy: Thirteen.
Georgie: Do his parents know about it?
Missy: What are you, Mom now?
Georgie: You're my sister. You and boys is weird.
Missy: Will you take me or not?
Georgie: Fine.
Missy: Thank you, thank you, thank you! [hugs Georgie]
Georgie: You best not be hugging him like this, or that date's gonna be over real quick.

Meemaw: It's nice you're taking Brenda out.
Mary: I'm glad someone thinks I can be fun.
Meemaw: Who said fun? I said "nice."
Meemaw: Okay, well, if you're so fun, where would you go?
Meemaw: It's not rocket science. She just wants to go out to a bar and have some laughs.
Mary: I can do that.
Meemaw: You don't sound too sure.
Mary: It's been a while, but there's no reason...
Meemaw: You want me to come?
Mary: I'll pay for all your drinks.
Meemaw: You gonna regret that. [chuckles]

Adult Sheldon: I was so wrapped up in my game I didn't even know where Tam went.
Tam: [sings along with TV] ♪ The things you say ♪ ♪ Mm, you're unbelievable, oh... ♪
Adult Sheldon: But I didn't care, because I was building my locomotive empire. Little did I know, as I was spreading tracks across North America, a computer virus was spreading itself across my hard drive. Next stop: Infection City.
♪ You're unbelievable... ♪

Mary: I'm leaving soon. How do I look?
George: Good, actually.
Mary: Well, you don't have to sound surprised.
George: Well, it's nice you want to look good for Brenda Sparks.

Sheldon: Right now, I'm about to take out a loan so I can build the first railroad line between the Atlantic and the Pacific.
Billy Sparks: Cool. What do I do?
Sheldon: You watch me take out a loan so I can build the first railroad line between the Atlantic and the Pacific.
Billy Sparks: Don't you have a game that two people can play?
Sheldon: I do, but not one that lets you take out a loan so you can build the first railroad line between the Atlantic and the Pacific.

Georgie: So what movie we seeing?
Missy: What do you mean "we"?
Georgie: You think I'm letting you go to the movies alone with him?
Missy: What do you think's gonna happen?
Georgie: Nothing's gonna happen, 'cause I'm gonna be there. [Missy groans] Relax, I'm not gonna sit with you. I'll be in the back.
Missy: But you'll be watching me?
Georgie: Depends. What movie we seeing?
Missy: Beauty and the Beast.
Georgie: [sighs] I'll be watching you.

Mary: Here we go.
Brenda Sparks: Is that three beers I see?
Mary: It's girls' night out and I said I was gonna show you a good time.
Meemaw: All right, then, party girl, give us a toast.
Mary: Oh, um, well, uh... Bless these beers and the bartender who poured them.
Meemaw: Seriously?
Mary: I thought it was good.

Brenda Sparks: I-I'll handle this. To friends.
Meemaw: [laughs] And to Brenda's crap husband who made this night possible.
Mary: Mom.
Meemaw: It's okay, she said we could joke about it.

Coach Wilkins: You have a serving bowl I can put these in?
George: A serving bowl?
Principal Petersen: I didn't realize we were playing poker with Martha Stewart. [Mr. Givens laughs]
Coach Wilkins: I will make civilized men of y'all if it kills me.
Mr. Givens: I was just laughing 'cause he's my boss.
George: I'll get you a bowl.

George: Uh, hey, Billy. I thought you were playing computer games with Sheldon.
Billy Sparks: I got bored so I came out here.
George: Well, you want me to go get him?
Billy Sparks: No, I'm fine by myself.
Coach Wilkins: Where's my serving bowl?
George: Uh, hey, Wayne, this is Billy.
Coach Wilkins: Hey.
Billy Sparks: Hello.
George: His mama's the one Mary took out tonight.
Coach Wilkins: Oh, right.
George: Billy, you just make yourself comfortable, watch whatever you want and help yourself to the fridge.
Billy Sparks: Thank you.
Coach Wilkins: You can't just leave this kid by himself.
George: Why not?
Coach Wilkins: His father's gone. He's lonely.
George: [quietly] Well, what do you want me to do, invite him to play poker? [normal voice] Hey, Billy, why don't you come hang with us?

Man: [on the phone] Hello, you've reached the Tandy Tech Support Hotline.
Sheldon: I need help. I think I have a virus. I was playing this game, and then suddenly...
Man: [on the phone] Current wait time is 28 minutes.
♪ So tie a yellow ribbon... ♪
Adult Sheldon: It wasn't bad enough I had to wait, I also had to listen to rock and roll.

Missy: Can I ask a relationship question?
Jana: Of course.
Missy: Who said "I love you" first?
Jana: Funny you should ask.

Brenda Sparks: Now, I think he cared more about those stupid chickens than he did me.
Meemaw: Oh, that's not true.
Brenda Sparks: He took them when he left.
Meemaw: Okay, that's a tough one. Give me a sec.

George: Do you know anything about poker?
Billy Sparks: No.
Principal Petersen: That's all right, neither does this guy. [laughter]
Mr. Givens: Good one, boss.
Billy Sparks: This is fun.
Coach Wilkins: Good. Glad you're here.
Billy Sparks: My dad never let me play cards with him. And then he left.
Mr. Givens: Sorry, are we still playing? 'Cause I've got a really good hand.

David: [answers phone] Tandy Tech Support. This is David. How can I help you?
Sheldon: Hello, I'm having a problem with my Tandy 1000SL.
David: What's going on?
Sheldon: I think I have a computer virus.
David: [chuckles] Well, let's not jump there yet. Could be lots of things. What did you see?
Sheldon: Pixels started disappearing, and then a message read: "DISK DESTROYER - Your hard drive is now corrupted."
David: Yeah, that's a virus.
Sheldon: Oh, dear.
David: Have you used any unlicensed software lately?
Sheldon: Um... I'm not sure I should answer that without consulting an attorney first.
David: Hey, hey, I get it. I play a lot of games, not always officially purchased. I'm just here to help get your computer up and running.
Sheldon: Thank you for understanding, David. I'm not usually a rule-breaker, but it was Railroad Kingdom and I really wanted it because I love trains. And it was $49.95. My mom said it was too expensive. And I was going to buy it eventually, and Tam said that was good enough, so I got a bootleg copy, and now I have a virus, which I very much deserve.
David: I'm sorry, who's Tam?